"Doctor, doctor - I think I'm a moth!" "Ah, you don't need me. You need a psychiatrist." Spoiler "I know, but I was passing and your light was on."
I was staggering home from the pub the other night and I saw a naked Dalek tied to a lamppost. I said to him "You look a bit messed up, mate". He said "I know, mate - it's me stag do. I'm miles away from home and they've left me". I said "Ah, mate. Where you from?" He said "Devon, mate" so I said "Whereabouts, mate?" He said Spoiler "Exeter, mate! Exeter, mate! Exeter ,mate!" Sorry.....
Four members of the Chinese wheelchair basketball team at the paralympics have been banned. All tested positive for WD40 !
I was watching this really weird porno movie yesterday... This old fat ugly bloke was just sitting on a sofa having a 5 knuckle shuffle... Then I realised I hadn't turned the tv on !
How did Bob Marley used to like his doughnuts ? "With jam in".... How did Bob Marley used to think you liked your doughnuts ? "He hoped you like jam in too"...
Talking about Bob, when you've run out of printer ink: Don't worry About your ink Cos everything you print Is gonna turn out white.
