There were these two super-heroes: Bruce Wayne (Batman) & Clark Kent (Superman) are relaxing over a beer. Bruce asks Clark "How was your day?" CK: I'd rather not talk about it. BW: Why's that? CK: I was out flying this afternoon & as I went over a cornfield, I saw Wonder Woman naked in a crop circle. BW: Wow, what was she doing? CK: Just laying on her back with her legs apart. BW: Wow, what did you do? CK: I did what any other red blooded super-hero would have done. I unzipped & swooped straight down between her legs. BW: That must have surprised her. CK: It did - but not as much as the Invisible Man..