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LOL Just For Laughs. Jokes & Gags

Discussion in 'General' started by Arthur, 19 Oct 2015.

  1. Kronos

    Kronos Well-Known Member

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    I was having a pee in the swimming pool today. Flipping pool attendant saw me and blew his whistle that loud I nearly fell in.
     
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    I've got two old school bags that I really love, does that make me bisatchel?
     
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  3. Kronos

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    Someone threw a piece of cheese at me the other day. It wasn't very mature.
     
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  4. Wakka

    Wakka Yo, eat this, ya?

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    From the Ethtrader daily discussion thread on Reddit:

    Made me for reals LOL, in the office.
     
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    I feel sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotised seven guys then dropped the mike on his foot and yelled, "**** me."

    What happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life.
     
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    Fella near me invented beach sandals for one legged people, it was a flop though.
     
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  8. Arthur

    Arthur Comment is over there ----->

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    Sad to hear that Roger Bannister has died.....aged 88....

    Can't say he didn't have a good run !!
     
  9. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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  10. David

    David RIP Tel

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    What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

    One is a big heavy animal, and the other is a little lighter.
     
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  11. MeMo

    MeMo It is what it is

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    Funny
     
  12. Mopsi

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    Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
    Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
    Doctor: "Nine."
     
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    I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
     
  14. The_Crapman

    The_Crapman Don't phone it's just for fun.

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    What do you do if you don't get a spreadsheet joke?

    Vlook it up
     
  15. David

    David RIP Tel

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    Capitalisation.

    The difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
     
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  16. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Lunatic on the Grass.

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    Spike Milligan, "“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States. ”
    Good enough for the Donald.
     
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