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LOL Just For Laughs. Jokes & Gags

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  1. Vault-Tec

    Vault-Tec Green Plastic Watering Can

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    Naomi - "My name backwards spells I moan. It's because I complain a lot. How about you?"

    Lana - "F**k off"
     
  2. David

    David μoʍ ɼouმ qᴉq λon ƨbԍuq ϝʁλᴉuმ ϝo ʁԍɑq ϝμᴉƨ

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    When I was young, my teacher asked me to name two pronouns. I replied, "who? Me?"
     
  3. Arthur

    Arthur It's for 'erberts !

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    Had a painter and decorator round to do some work on my house today....

    I couldn’t believe that he was actually a currently furloughed British Airways Pilot making some extra cash....

    Made a lovely job of the landing...
     
  4. David

    David μoʍ ɼouმ qᴉq λon ƨbԍuq ϝʁλᴉuმ ϝo ʁԍɑq ϝμᴉƨ

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    I took the shell off of my racing snail to see if it went any faster.

    If anything though, it just made it more sluggish.
     
  5. Arboreal

    Arboreal Keeper of the Electric Currants

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    **NSFW**

    In case anyone's in need of motivation selling stuff they have cleared out in lockdown, or even bought injudiciously whist confined - you know who you are! :D



    Sell, sell, fookin' sell... I cried with laughter the first time I heard it!
     
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    Most people are usually shocked to find out I'm not a very good electrician
     
  7. DanH

    DanH What's a Dremel?

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    Ordered a stud finder on amazon and forgot to give them a shipping address

    ...still made it to my door
     
  8. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat.

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  10. Arthur

    Arthur It's for 'erberts !

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    What does a cordless kettle and the F.A. cup have in common ?

    .....no leads !
     
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    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat.

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    Absolutely no more Suez Canal jokes...

    That ship has sailed.
     
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    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat.

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  13. Arthur

    Arthur It's for 'erberts !

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    Just bought two Harry Potter brooms from Poundland.....quid each :thumb:
     
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    That one's so bad I almost gave it a "like".
     
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    I got beat up by six dwarves this morning, not happy.
     
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  16. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat.

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    Would seven dwarves have made it better?
     
  17. David

    David μoʍ ɼouმ qᴉq λon ƨbԍuq ϝʁλᴉuმ ϝo ʁԍɑq ϝμᴉƨ

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    um.....
     
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  18. Arthur

    Arthur It's for 'erberts !

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    Been trying to install this HGV training module on my computer all morning without success...

    No drivers apparently !
     
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    I bought a world map, and told my missus that wherever the dart she threw landed, I'd take her.

    Guess who's spending two weeks behind the fridge?
     
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  20. David

    David μoʍ ɼouმ qᴉq λon ƨbԍuq ϝʁλᴉuმ ϝo ʁԍɑq ϝμᴉƨ

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    I just did a week's worth of cardio, after walking into a spider's web.
     
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