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LOL Just For Laughs. Jokes & Gags

Discussion in 'General' started by Arthur, 19 Oct 2015.

  1. Vault-Tec

    Vault-Tec Green Plastic Watering Can

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    Naomi - "My name backwards spells I moan. It's because I complain a lot. How about you?"

    Lana - "F**k off"
     
  2. David

    David Take my advice — I’m not using it.

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    When I was young, my teacher asked me to name two pronouns. I replied, "who? Me?"
     
  3. Arthur

    Arthur Comment is over there ----->

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    Had a painter and decorator round to do some work on my house today....

    I couldn’t believe that he was actually a currently furloughed British Airways Pilot making some extra cash....

    Made a lovely job of the landing...
     
  4. David

    David Take my advice — I’m not using it.

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    I took the shell off of my racing snail to see if it went any faster.

    If anything though, it just made it more sluggish.
     
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  5. Arboreal

    Arboreal Keeper of the Electric Currants

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    **NSFW**

    In case anyone's in need of motivation selling stuff they have cleared out in lockdown, or even bought injudiciously whist confined - you know who you are! :D



    Sell, sell, fookin' sell... I cried with laughter the first time I heard it!
     
  6. Osgeld

    Osgeld Active Member

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    Most people are usually shocked to find out I'm not a very good electrician
     
  7. DanH

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    Ordered a stud finder on amazon and forgot to give them a shipping address

    ...still made it to my door
     

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