LOL just got this, it may be old, but it's funny

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  1. sonicgroove

    sonicgroove Radical Atheist

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    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.
    In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby , Football, Sailing and Continuous TV. Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed, Desperate
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    Dear Desperate,

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears.
    Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.

    In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.

    Good Luck,
    Tech Support
     
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  2. Nealieboyee

    Nealieboyee Packaging Master!

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    Lol thats brilliant.
     
  3. Picarro

    Picarro What's a Dremel?

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  4. lp1988

    lp1988 Minimodder

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    Nice one :)
     
  5. BRAWL

    BRAWL Dead and buried.

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    haha thats brilliant
     
  6. Modsbywoz

    Modsbywoz Multimodder

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    Do i get rep if i get my gf to read this tonight?
     
  7. shigllgetcha

    shigllgetcha Come at me bro

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    Rep, I dont know, thrown out, quite possible
     
  8. BRAWL

    BRAWL Dead and buried.

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    Rep from us, yes. Single, also yes. ;)
     
  9. Modsbywoz

    Modsbywoz Multimodder

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    Maybe not then.
     
  10. profqwerty

    profqwerty What's a Dremel?

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    Yaaay sailing's considered an acceptable activity :D
     
  11. mvagusta

    mvagusta Did a skid that went for two weeks.

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    I think Brawl is just trying to scare you Warren :hehe:

    It's a pretty tame joke, I'd expect any pc literate person who hasn't heard it before, to find it at least mildly amusing... so are you trolling us, or are you actually scared to tell her to read it? :worried:
     
  12. outlawaol

    outlawaol Geeked since 1982

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    Where is the singles version of this? Oh, wait... 'File Girlfriend.exe Not Found'
    That was short :sigh:

    Good and clever read though :D
     
  13. TheRealShep

    TheRealShep ssSSSsssssssSSSSSSSSSsss

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    HAHA! classic joke, not heard that one before.

    Will be forwarding forum link.


    +1 rep


    Dan
     
  14. srgtherasta

    srgtherasta Minimodder

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    lol good stuff, seen one like that before tho it was about wife.exe.
     
  15. KidMod-Southpaw

    KidMod-Southpaw Super Spamming Saiyan

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    Later that evening: File: Wife.sys is either missing or corrupt. Please attempt to repair the file with divorce.exe

    +1 to you.
     

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