I don't understand the deal about weddings. They seem like such a f*cking waste of time and money, I'd rather spend that money on some hot lingerie for her, and a 5 star hotel on some paradise island for the honeymoon followed by a large budget for alcohol and expensive food delights. Always amused how a cake costs 40$, but a wedding cake, of the same size and complexity, costs 300$.. because it's for a wedding. Same thing with flowers "oh they're wedding flowers? oh ok, that's 15$ for each individual flower" I mean really? Wtf? Is it made of gold and given unicorn blood instead of water? Meh.