A doctor is on holiday on the french riveria. Whilst wandering along a beach, he meets an old lawyer friend of his, and asks what he's doing there. The lawyer says: "Well, you remember that a few years ago I made a bad real estate deal? Well, it burned down recently, and I'm holidaying here on the insurance money. What are you doing here?" The Doctor says: "Well, you remember that a few years ago I too made a bad real estate deal? Well, it flooded recently, and I'm holidaying here on the insurance money." The lawyer looks puzzled for a few seconds and then asks: "How do you start a flood?"
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lol that one's good. i've got one too: So three guys are riding on a train, sitting next to eachother. One is a russian vodka brewer, one is a cuban cigar maker, and the other is an american laywer. The russian says "In Mother Russia, we have so much vodka, I can throw this away and always get more!" So he throws his bottle of vodka out of the train's window. The cuban sitting next to him says "In Cuba, we have so many cigars i can throw all mine out no problem!" So the cuban man throws all of his cigars out of the train window. Then the American looks at the Russian and Cuban and then jumps out the window
