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  1. Lithium

    Lithium super spunk

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    Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's

    Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do

    Baloney: Where some hemlines fall

    Burglarize: What a crook sees with

    Control: A short, ugly inmate

    Counterfeiters: Workers who install kitchen cabinets

    Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living

    Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist

    Heroes: What a guy in a boat does

    Left Bank: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot

    Misty: How golfers create divots

    Paradox: Two physicians

    Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

    Pharmacist: A helper on the farm

    Polarize: What penguins and white bears see with

    Relief: What trees do in the spring

    Rubberneck: What you do to relax your spouse

    Seamstress: What you do to clothing when you wear a
    size too small

    Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does

    Subdued: A guy that works on one of those submarines

    Sudafed: Bringing litigation against the Government

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  2. RTT

    RTT #parp

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    *hands you your coat*
     
  3. Lithium

    Lithium super spunk

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    awww common...there funny :rolleyes:
     
  4. buglish

    buglish What's a Dremel?

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    lmao, i mean :worried:
     
  5. bard

    bard Modding isn't what it used to be

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    They were kind of funny, actually.
     
  6. NuTech

    NuTech Minimodder

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    :hehe:
    I've been to the top of the Eiffel Tower, so I can confirm. j/k
     
  7. RTT

    RTT #parp

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    joe king
     
  8. MikeTitan

    MikeTitan Ling Ling: 273 Battle Points

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    This makes me want to start a thread of one liners...

    *Mr.Biggs18 finds the new thread button.."

    Uh-oh.... :worried: :hehe:
     
  9. Bruno_me

    Bruno_me Fake-ad‎min

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    don't you mean they're funny

    :lol:
     
  10. djengiz

    djengiz Pointless.

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    Sounds like my ex-girlfriend talking :D
     

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