Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do Baloney: Where some hemlines fall Burglarize: What a crook sees with Control: A short, ugly inmate Counterfeiters: Workers who install kitchen cabinets Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist Heroes: What a guy in a boat does Left Bank: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot Misty: How golfers create divots Paradox: Two physicians Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower Pharmacist: A helper on the farm Polarize: What penguins and white bears see with Relief: What trees do in the spring Rubberneck: What you do to relax your spouse Seamstress: What you do to clothing when you wear a size too small Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does Subdued: A guy that works on one of those submarines Sudafed: Bringing litigation against the Government
This makes me want to start a thread of one liners... *Mr.Biggs18 finds the new thread button.." Uh-oh....