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Discussion in 'General' started by Yeoo, 12 Jan 2012.

  1. Yeoo

    Yeoo Minimodder

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    > P.C. Problems!
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    > Can you help? PLEASE!!!!
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    > 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I
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    > had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
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    > conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
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    > run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse,
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    > Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as
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    > LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
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    > Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
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    > I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a
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    > virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
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    > Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
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    > time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they
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    > caused severe damage to my hardware.
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    > I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product
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    > soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up
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    > all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and
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    > Cleanhouse2008.
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    > Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very
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    > unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in
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    > Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months
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    > later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an
    automatic Diary,
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    > Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and
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    > Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to
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    > guess what the problem is.
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    > Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring
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    > ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be
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    > reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi
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    > Sport hard drive, it often crashes.
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    > Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't
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    > be turned off.
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    > Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2009, but there could be
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    > problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
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    > detects Mistress 2009, it tends to delete all of your Money before
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    > uninstalling itself.
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    > Help requested PLEASE !!!!!!!!!
     
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  2. KidMod-Southpaw

    KidMod-Southpaw Super Spamming Saiyan

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    To me, this is easier to understand than real conversation. :p
    Sadly, I still can't help you.
     
  3. Throbbi

    Throbbi What's a Dremel?

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    Lolz were had! Rep for you :)
     
  4. flame696

    flame696 Terminating People Since 1980....

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    kid why you on every thread will go outside and leave your pc alone. There is a whole world outhere to explore
     
  5. KidMod-Southpaw

    KidMod-Southpaw Super Spamming Saiyan

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    NO.
    I was at school before, is that not enough for you!? :p
     
  6. flame696

    flame696 Terminating People Since 1980....

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    No! i want you out the house tomorrow, damn if i was a Mod you would be the first i would ban!! :D
     
  7. KidMod-Southpaw

    KidMod-Southpaw Super Spamming Saiyan

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    For shame. :p
     
  8. flame696

    flame696 Terminating People Since 1980....

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    what does that mean? kids and their lingo :eyebrow:
     
  9. KidMod-Southpaw

    KidMod-Southpaw Super Spamming Saiyan

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    Sorry, let me rephrase that.

    You would ban me? For shame...
     
  10. flame696

    flame696 Terminating People Since 1980....

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    thats better! At least people can understand now
     
  11. AmEv

    AmEv Meow meow. See yall in 2-ish years!

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    Install Wine, you get Windows to work, somewhat.
     
  12. daverobson08

    daverobson08 What's a Dremel?

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    This is a common fault with Women 2.1.4. You are not alone and the issue is well documented. The solution can be a costly one but is proven to be effective. Hop on down to your nearest Pub Retail Unit and purchase a copy of Pint 5.0. Install Pint on your Local Stomach Drive and repeat as necessary.

    You're welcome!
     
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  13. noizdaemon666

    noizdaemon666 I'm Od, Therefore I Pwn

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    Don't forget that should Pint 5.0 be copied more than a few times, you run the risk of the P*ss/Sh*t executable becoming unstable. This can have numerous consequences, from emptying the bladder folder into closet.cab to crash dumping the bladder folder AND contents.colon into the Underwear system folder.. This can then interrupt Wife 1.0, possibly even deleting her permanently if it is done often enough.

    You have been warned......:D
     
  14. Throbbi

    Throbbi What's a Dremel?

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    Awwww sometimes my missus amazes even me. I showed her this and she responded with 'So long as Husband 2.0 doesn't have any firmware issues I don't care.' :lol:
     
  15. chrisb2e9

    chrisb2e9 Dont do that...

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    I installed breakup 1.0 which is the only version you will ever need of the software.
    And am now enjoying drinking mates 4.5, one night stands 6.9, and hang over 7.2.
    This Sunday I may try the demo version of Hangover cure 3.5
     
  16. Yeoo

    Yeoo Minimodder

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    Sign her up so i can +rep her
     
  17. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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    The way i saw it:

    The way i read it and understood it the first time:

     
  18. AmEv

    AmEv Meow meow. See yall in 2-ish years!

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    ಥ_ಥ
     
  19. Draksis

    Draksis What's a Dremel?

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    This is not the only solution, I have found that if you do want to install Mistress 2012 (get the new version, its better :naughty: :worried:) all you need to do is install it on a different partition. That way Wife 1.0 and Mistress 2012 will never detect each other.

    Sorted! :thumb:
     
  20. Picarro

    Picarro What's a Dremel?

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    I wouldn't do that.

    Wife 1.0 has some serious anti-malware software which enables her to enter full lockdown in the event she even detects a whiff of Mistress 2012. You could even be so unlucky that Wife 1.0 hires Former Cop 2.0 which will keylog your every move. The best way to avoid Former Cop 2.0 is to employ Stealth and Sneak 5.6 or Brawl Boys 4.5 although the last program can backfire and result in Criminal Charge 3.2 which can put your computer in SandBox mode and not allow you to make any changes to your computer for 4-6 years.
     

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