After a quick search of the fora I notice no-one appears to have mentioned an xkcd spin off site, limerickdb.com. This, if you ask me, was a horrendous situation, now remedied. I say this because I thought that, between us, we might play a game of "name a subject for the next person to make a limerick about". Simple premise, I post a limerick and a subject matter, the next poster makes a limerick including, or at worst related to, that subject and then their own subject for the next person. Ad infinitum. Nothing sordid, let's keep this safe for the kids (by which I mean Joe - he is from Hicksville after all ) So, shall we play a game? I know of a website called bit-tech It's content, some hundreds a day check To see if it's updated 'Cause for weeks they have waited For an interview with Chet Faliszek. Next posters subject matter - Zombies!! p.s. feel free to tell me this is a terrible idea.
There was a young man from gent, Whose penis was rather bent, To save him the trouble he put it in bent double, So instead of cumming he went.
There was a lady from Cromby Who was a proper zombie She survived Simon Pegg Hitting her with her own leg But ended up falling down a manhole. Next one to have the theme of.. a bent penis.. ah, it's already been done.. okay then, try to do one that mentions the keys ctrl, alt and delete.
Alt delete ctrl I hit the keyboard troll I sang a tune of ctr alt delete and all my windows flew! Mention and/or use the word Sunny
Today it seems to be sunny althought i just ate a bunny i ripped off its head and put it on a bed of crispy salad and honey next word is bounce
There once was a lady from Bunt, Who gave trampolining a punt, With a big bounce, Her skirts gave a flounce, And the crowd all stared at her underwear. Next: organic produce.
Young ladies I often seduce With phallic organic produce A potato nob Lost me my last job Tesco said it was "improper use". subject: onomatopoeia
There's nothing quite like a tomato Or a well rounded jacket potato Give me a leek Any day of the week But then save some chocolate for later. Aah, Hugo's is better. I like the sound of fans whirring Foot indentations aren't very alluring The clock is ticking I know I'll be picking My bill up on the way to the door Next up: cats.
There was a young lady from kent who covered her dog in cement one night after dark it went bang with a bark and she never walked out its intent. onomatopoeia = is a word or a grouping of words that imitates the sound it is describing, suggesting its source object, such as "click," "bunk", "clang," "buzz," "bang," or animal noises such as "oink", "slurp", or "meow" next subject : sour milk
edit: damn beaten to it i explained the word onomatopoeia to the very confused old mayor he slipped on some mash and fell with a crash into the worlds smallest surveyor for Ryu_ookami's topic then (am i imagining it said necrophilia???? if so i apologise it now says something else lol) i met a young lady called lydia who really enjoyed necrophilia she killed a her best mate then shagged him till 8 before remembering that he had chlamydia next subject: modding
Sticking a spoiler on the back Will change it from a pile of cack People will look Say to others, "Holy foo*" When they see the modder's rack. Next up (again): cats.
I once owned a very fat cat Who was very fond of eating rat He chased one over the road Got stuck in a dead toad And ended up being just as flat. Next up: Rail Gun.
On the day of a terrible flooding I started water modding as the basement got dry the pump went shy with a cry and the mod was suddenly sodding (I'm not native english. don't know if it was a proper limerick. Or if it even made sense ) Next subject: Edit: "Rail-gun" it is then to gather the now 2 in1 subjects.
I'm fond of the odd cream bun I also carry around my rail gun Whilst eating and shooting Gaining quad damage and looting I also pop into Baker's Oven. Next: Grass.
you suck you rule There was once a pompous old arse Who loved to take pictures of grass He'd check on his twitter And upload to flickr Web 2.0: I think I'll pass. Yeah, I suck also. Next up: relix
today i did not pass my exams on seeds and grass they thought i cheated i felt quite defeated so i kicked the examiner in the)arse next subject
