The thing about boobie haiku's Is they do very often amuse Noobs post freely Lose count after three And some grammar nazi spoils the fun -- Yay! evilelephant wins! Using grass and arse cheesecake!
I'm tempted to make some kind of pun Based around naming my penis "rail gun" It's not that good a joke But I'm that kind of bloke <Insert punchline here> - okay, I'm done. Damn, took too long with that... I'll make a boobie haiku, splitting a lim'rick in two, you'll find you can write with a deal of delight both forms at the same time, yes it's true! If I don't win for that I'm goign to sit in a huff! Subject: cake and how it is, in fact, a lie
I heard that the cake is a lie My cube said not to worry, don't cry I searched high and low Ended up saying, 'doh!' And upset some computer I made die.
haha ta noo you beat me kenco! the cake is all a lie these days its all about pie its so much better warmer and wetter i think i might just die
We've got lots of experiments to try Such as making a cake that's not dry In your head there's a voice Screams "delicious and moist" But in the end, the cake is a lie Next up: Stephen Hawking's sex life
With a bit of fumbling around I'm sure Mr. Hawking found A typist quick enough Who was a bit gruff And also rather well-endowed. ew. next up: one about a desert island.
If i had the money to buy land i'd get my own desert island i'd fill it with girls chocolate and pearls if only i'd the money to buy land that sounded a lot more macho in my head :S right next subject: pineapples (not pineapple, pineapples)
Pineapples given the time Could be made to rhyme With all sorts of words Like cheesecake or birds Or even Lemon and Lime Next: Puppies
There once was a German named Fritz, Whose daughter was known for her splits, One day, to stump 'er, Some boys hid her jumper, And got a good look at her puppies. Next: Programmable calculators.
Programmable calculators, Like mine or, yes, even yours Are really quite cool At least, when you're at school For geeks, that is, 'cause they're such bores! subject: Antidisestablishmentarianism and to prove it's easy: Protestant haters, there are some They'd like to see that religion gone Others disagree And that view point would be: Antidisestablishmentarianism
Antidisestablishmentarianism, ok, here we go. Antidisestablishmentarianism Trying to spell it can be less fun than sadism It's stupidly long And sounds just plain wrong And is slightly more pointless than feminism. (J/K!) Next phrase: Llama.
For me, there is one true love I just can't get more than enough A decent llama No, please, don't harm her Oh dear, just got hit by a truck. Next: the South Pole
The south pole is where penguins nest, and so some advice will be best: If you spot one there, With insane facial hair, His name's Dave... and you know the rest! anyway - Next topic: Fungicidal foot cream.
argh beaten to it As i gazed at the great south pole i celebrated achieving my goal id walked thousands of miles and got quite severe piles and fallen down many a hole Dave Penguins topic as i applied my fungicidal foot cream i uttered the loudest of screams i looked at my toes and cried "oh noes" as from between them came buckets of steam god that was poor :S new subject: beatboxing
There is a strange fish called a lox, Which has the talent to perform a beatbox, Underwater or no, It'll breathe in and go, bum-bum-bum-crack-crack-bum-tssh-squeak-tosh. Next: xkcd
Not much rhymes with xkcd, Because it's an acronym, see! Like SATA or GNU, between me and you, it really confuses me! (Okay, it doesn't confuse me, but you try rhyming while you're working!) Next topic: ISA
A bloke, he said, "Y'know.. For laughs, there's one place to go You want to be on xkcd" The bloke might have been CardJoe. Blast! Beaten! A frugal chap, John he was Spent ages but ended up lost For all his searching He ended up saving Nothing but a bit of hair loss. Next: E3
E3 is the place you should be, If gaming makes you so happy, With booth babes galore, Some look like a whore, But it's new games that I want to see! Next topic: Unfortunate injuries
A broken leg, a gouged out eye A shattered spine, whilst trying to fly It's after a curry That I'm in a hurry Sat on the loo, all I do is cry. Next up: Gordon Brown
Waiting for years to be PM, Gordon stepped in and said "Right I'll show 'em!" From horrid to worse, The economy's burst, And it's just going downhill now from then... Next topic: Paperclips Oh, and just as a pointer: When writing a limerick here, You really should listen up, dear: There are some small rules, learn them and be cool, Explain them I shall, do not fear... A rhyme the first two lines should be, The same goes for lines four and three, And as for the last, it's a blast from the past, as you use the first rhyme again, see! On the subject of rhythm and flow, Lines one, two and five - quite long they go, 'tween eight and ten beats, like the tap of your feets, With lines three and four shortened and neat!
