Rant LOUD TYPERS!

People that sound like they are smacking there face against the keyboard there is a guy next to me doing it right now the room is silent except his "BISH BASH CRACK CLICK!!!" he is'nt even typing very fast its just he is hitting the ****ing keys so hard!!!
You can hear the circuit board crying with mercy the sausage fingered douche

 

7 minutes later and im ready to tie the ****ing keyboard round his neck my god i can't concentrate at all

 

it was 9 minutes. Silly.

EDIT: I'M TYPING REALLY LOUD ATM

 

He has gone thank god

/rant over

Why do people do that its so frustrating when trying to do stuff in peace

 

*looks up from her Model M keyboard*

Hm? You were saying something?

 

You would absolutely hate me and my MS Ergo that has the LOUDEST SPACE BAR KNOWN TO MAN. It sounds like I'm dropping a brick from the sixth floor everytime I hit it. In the 4 years of ownership, I could have built the Great Wall by now.

 

my generic dell keyboard at work is pretty quiet, except when I get carried away all excited like a child seeing Santa in real life. Then the table is the problem, drop a pen on the table and the whole room vibrates. Would bring my G15 from home, except I can't be arsed.

 

:-D

+1

 

ibm keyboard user here

ud hate me to

 

Das Keyboard user here. You're welcome to shoot me if you can concentrate in the noise I produce.

 

Mechanical keyboards<3

Though, people who can recreate their noise on a standard keyboard scare me.

 

Listen to music? It's what I do when I'm surrounded by people on Compooters.

 

It is really irritating, though thats what headphones were designed for More irritating for me are people who 'peck' at keyboards. The sporadic 'tap...tap...tap tap tap' gets at me more than a constant stream of typing, it's like an workplace version of chinese water torture.

 

Probably learned to type on a typewriter (Typewhaaa?...look it up on Wikipedia).
Or on an early computer. You know, back when "Keystroke feedback" was in and laptop keyboards were mounted to....well...laptops.

Try a Cherry G80 or G81 or G83.
Standard workhorse keyboard, klicks loudely and gives you the satisfying feeling of having performed well with every keystroke.

 

Lol my stepdad types so loudly you could here him on the otherside of the house... He would wear the letters off the keyboard in a matter of months, something I have yet to achieve... This was on a standard HP keyboard btw...

 

my goodness, i have to deal with someone like this everyday, but instead of a keyboard. he does it on a mouse!! hammers the buttons. we work on CAD and when you use it you click pretty fast....put the two together and youve got my problem... does anyone know how to make a mouse quieter before i shuv it down his throat?? lol

 

I could never, ever use a mechanical / old type keyboard. I currently have the Wireless Illuminated K800 and really love how quiet this is. Earlier I replaced my G15 Rev2 mainly because the typing touch got "loose" and also because as a result of that, it got noisier.

Trying to concentrate with someone bashing a keyboard would be damn near impossible for me.. I feel your pain!

 

There are quiet mechanical keyboards, not all of them are IBM Model M machinegun style, that would make veterans duck for cover..

 

I type quite loudly... but thats simply because this keyboard is a plastic pile of crap. Give me my mechanical keyboard damn you!

 

MS Ergo user here, loudest space bar in the world ever. SQL coder I used to work with would screw his hands up and smash at the keys with his index fingers.

Used to drive the rest of us insane, he was a big guy and mental. We kept quiet.