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Gaming Lula 3D Retrospective

Discussion in 'Article Discussion' started by arcticstoat, 18 Jan 2011.

  1. arcticstoat

    arcticstoat New Member

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  2. docodine

    docodine killed a guy once

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    This is clearly a plug, how much are the people cdv paying you guys?
     
  3. Niftyrat

    Niftyrat Dremel overpriced like EA games

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    The question on my mind is how the reviewer knows what an otter being put in a shredder actually sounds like one thinks the RSPCA might not like that!

    Game sounds dreadful and even farming simulator would be better
     
  4. pistol_pete

    pistol_pete Air Cooled Fool

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    Can this be included in your list of games for graphics card benchmarking please?
     
  5. Snips

    Snips I can do dat, giz a job

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    "It's a hint of crudery for people who never flicked through the mythical adult mag in the bushes at their local park"

    How did you know? I thought I kept so quiet.
     
  6. katmandude

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    tried to get some info directly from cdv. not much info, no trailers ( wonder why lol) , scren shots don't work ( wonder why :p ). Finally got some intel off youtube, game video quality was rubbish, more akin to what was happening 10 years ago. There was clearly some nudity, even spotted some full on nudity in the bar/pole dancing sceen!!! GOD this game looks crappy, body mechanics look all wrong, the video of lula on the phone was one endless repeat of the same frames! the guys in this game all look like sleazy sex driven slobs high on controled substance with an IQ of a dead hamster. what in gods name possessed you to make a article of this? what was the point? even looking at windows 95 boot was more exciting than this game...
     
  7. alpaca

    alpaca llama eats dremel

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    he was caught playing this game, 'catching some boobs' when his editor came up behind him, asking him what he was doing... 'euhm euhm reviewing a euh... game' he managed to get past his troath. With an evil grin on his face, the editor said 'i will be expecting it... have a nice day'

    and so here it is...
     
  8. Bauul

    Bauul Sir Bongaminge

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    Motion capture boobies?

    Can you imagine the newspaper ad for that?

    "Wanted. Women for motion capture. Must have: boobs - huge. Self-respect - tiny. Must be willing to stand on the spot and jiggle for five days."
     
  9. Snips

    Snips I can do dat, giz a job

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    Can I judge? Hubba! Hubba!
     
  10. paisa666

    paisa666 I WILL END YOU!!!

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    man I though bit-tech was taking some political path to express its views and opinions... then I started reading the actual article and my day its again quiet and calm
     
  11. law99

    law99 Custom User Title

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    Did anyone in the whole of the universe see merit to buy this though? Surely it's only worth, like you say, for burning.
     
  12. mute1

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    I don't know what I find more incredible: that you did a retrospective on this 'game'; that the retrospective ran to two pages; or that you played or even bought this in the first place.
    Plus, I thought Joe was the perv. ;)
     
  13. Cupboard

    Cupboard I'm not a modder.

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    OK, ignoring the fact the review is ridiculous..

    it is great! That is one of the funniest reviews I've read in ages, thank you!
     
  14. CardJoe

    CardJoe Freelance Journalist

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    Wha?!
     
  15. SMIFFYDUDE

    SMIFFYDUDE Supermodders on my D

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    Lula 3D is a truly awful game. Play Frontal Assault if you really want boobs in a game.

    http://fa.xmunkki.org/
     
  16. mute1

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  17. Da_Rude_Baboon

    Da_Rude_Baboon What the?

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    Why?

    Why do a retrospective on a game which most people will have never heard of to tell us its awful and we should avoid it? Your Blur retrospective has a point; it was a good game by an established developer that went unnoticed due to poor advertising and its launch time. Doing retrospectives on classics to see how they have aged and what their legacy has been is interesting.

    To be blunt some of the articles and opinion pieces that have appeared under the 'bit-gamer' banner have been the worst on the site.
     
  18. paisa666

    paisa666 I WILL END YOU!!!

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    TO laught a litle bit? they offer some nice comedy momments!!
     
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