This was sent to me by a loyal listener.... one amusing quote "In less than 10 seconds, there was a hole from front to back big enough to toss a chihuahua through." God bless America
What's that sound I'm hearing? It's every tech who ever had to support Macintrash in an office environment, chanting "KILL KILL KILL KILL" in support of Jeremy's lovely site.
that reminds me of a customer I was on the phone with one day a long time ago warning me not to shoot a hard drive with a .357... "those things are increadibly resiliant and we almost killed ourselves with the ricochet!"... I can just see the scene with two nerds dead with a handgun in their hands and a Seagate with two bullet wounds at the end of the yard.
That's awesome! We do the same thing, my best mate and me...destruction parties. Usually we burn out old VCRs and laserdisc players and drop furbees in them (sick! One kept talking to us and blinking...all the skin burned off and it was just a flaming metal and melting platic skeleton, and it kept blinking and chattering about how it was hungry...I think satan was in that thing!), but one day we decided to shoot up a mac. Two, actually...ironic, that. Had the seperate huge hdd boxes and everything. Made a little drama out of it. Shot them up to look like a warzone (one idiot friend kept trying to shoot arrows through the monitor screen...moron). Then we got down nice and close with various action figures and had a huge drama on camera that ended in a giant blaze. It was awesome. That was a couple years ago. We had another destruction party two nights ago, but I showed up late (hauling a motorcycle from my FedEx garage to my house on a trailer) and all that was left for me was a working toaster (complete with fresh toast) and a rotary-style touchtone tely. Took a huge axe to both of them. The tely was rediculously tough, and I kept getting hit in the face with the damn buttons, but it was a good time. The toaster lasted about 7 seconds under the wrath of my axe. Cleaved the damn thing in half. Destroying inanimate objects is more fun than most of you peace-loving hacks will ever know (prove me wrong! that you're peace-loving, I mean). Almost deserves its own thread, just to hear the stories....
sure, and will you send me magazines and cigarettes to my prison cell? police officer: "lemme get this strait, you sent someone in the UK one of the most powerful military assault rifles to a person you met on the internet so he can destroy computer equipment? me: these cuffs are too tight...
Damn, my mind wonders about such a prolific use of guns... but like the idea of using them on computers, makes for some nice effects.
thats just too damn funny http://www.macboy.com/switch/ check that link out for some pro mac stuff, some funny flash work on there.
