Made me chuckle...

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  1. GreatOldOne

    GreatOldOne Wannabe Martian

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    How to spot a psycopath

    I particuarly like:

    Deviant musical tastes.
    Marilyn Manson and "industrial" electronic music are the current chief suspects, but Judas Priest, Deep Purple, AC/DC, The Beatles, Elvis Presley and Chuck Berry have not yet been exonerated. Anything sung in German to a heavy beat sounds like a Hitler Youth recruiting song, which means it probably is.

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    Internet use.
    Internet access permits disturbed individuals to find recipes for bombs and poisons. Restricting Net access only to persons over the age of 90 and kept under constant armed guard will drive other persons seeking this subversive information to actually visit public libraries, in which they can be trapped and burned.

    :lol:
     
  2. samuelellis

    samuelellis What's a Dremel?

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    that image is deffinately going on a t-shirt with a big arrow on the back pointing to my head going ooohhh psychopath


    but most of you knew that already :lol:
     
  3. GreatOldOne

    GreatOldOne Wannabe Martian

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    You - A cyclepath, Sam? Never!:p ;)
     
  4. banished

    banished Necromodder

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    I'm no longer a teenager, but at least I know what's wrong with me now.


    As for Chuck Berry - What does listening to a song about my ding-a-ling make you some kind of perv? I actually saw him in concert, it was great to watch like a 90 year old man (probably allowed on the internet now) guitar bop across teh stage singing my ding-a-ling. This was actually the first concert our little one went to. The truly disturbing part of the concert was Little Richard and his dancing "Man-Toy." They literallly had to drag Little Richard off the stage.
     
  5. Digitalblueshift

    Digitalblueshift What's a Dremel?

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    "Goth" tendencies.
    A teenager with an interest in fastidious dressing is clearly deeply aberrant. Note, however, that some particularly flamboyant apparent Goths may in fact be science fiction geeks dressed up as Centauri noblemen. Since no science fiction geek has yet killed a load of people, the plastic battery-powered phaser is not yet considered to be dangerous

    lol
     

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