I'm sorry, but the link scopEDog gave us is way too good to go unnoticed If you've ever played Madlibs before, this is a right laugh http://www.eduplace.com/tales/ Here's my first relatively tame one. Come up with some nuttier ones or hilarious ones people. Helps grammar your too! The Best CD Ever I went down to Fopp on Saturday to get a CD with Polly. When we walked in, it was disgruntled. I went to the back where the new CDs were. I saw a cool bl00 cover that said "Purple Monkey Dishwasher Hitz 2003." It looked sticky. It had songs from Rap to Progressive Elephant Hardcore to Rock. It was only $69. When I bought it I opened it quickly. The CD was autographed by everyone pictured on it. OMG WTF!!!1 Major w00tage!! It was so rinsin.
A Trip to the Zoo One day I decided to go to the zoo. So I hopped in my *bus* and drove off. In *54,768* minutes it broke down. So I had to *bungee jump* to the zoo. When I got there I went to the *snake* cage first. When I got there the *snake* was doing the *funky chicken*. I decided to go to the lion cage. When I got to the lion cage there were *loser* people in the cage and lions were taking pictures of them. One of the lions came up to me and said, "Do you want some *banana* *rubber* soup?" "No thanks," you say, as you run to your *telephone* and hide in the *blender*. LOL
The Beach Hooray! Summer is finally here, and that means we can go to the beach! Today, my family is going to *London* Beach, and I can bring a friend with me. I decide to invite my best friend *Dan*. I know *Dan* will want to go with us. She thinks going to the beach is *Quickly*! We start our beach day by watching the sunrise, and then eating breakfast at Uncle *Rob*'s Pancake Hut. I always get *Apple* flavored pancakes. After breakfast we *Find* the waves, go *Talking* for seashells, and *Rub* a sandcastle. Then we eat the lunch we packed for the beach. It's my favorite — *Sandwich* sandwiches. The only time *Sandwich* sandwiches are not so *Large* is when you drop them in the sand. By *Midnight*, everyone's had enough of the beach. But *London* Beach is fun at night, too! There is a really *Tiny* boardwalk. It's always crowded with people. Would you believe we saw my teacher *Mr Welch* there, eating a huge banana split? There are a lot of cool shops on the boardwalk. You can get a little hermit *Dog*, but make sure your mom and dad say it's OK! My favorite store is the jewelry store. Dan and I each bought a rope bracelet that will *sits* when you get it wet. Pretty *Tightly*! By 8:00, we're all ready to head home. I usually fall asleep on the ride home. I can't wait to go to *London* Beach again.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works) Stage One To begin your plan, you must first clone a scientist. This will cause the world to leave, amazed by your arrival. Who is this ripe *******? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit? Stage Two Next, you must steal the Internet. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must send forth your armies of destruction, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you. Love?!?.... who's been screwing with this thing?
