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My 1000th post!(Post Riddles here)

Discussion in 'General' started by MikeTitan, 20 Jan 2004.

  1. jonesie

    jonesie New Member

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    Sorry, I wasn't as clear as i thought. i was thinking you were reading too much into it and thought that the owner of the riddle could show the answer to lay the matter to rest. then i realised that you were in fact the owner. perhaps i meant the riddle wasn't very snappy but at least you got it from a friends unlike most of the rest of us googling away. not a big thing, hope we can let sleeping threads lie...
     
  2. jezmck

    jezmck Well-Known Member

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    surely it's the vicar...
     
  3. Malvolio

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    I've got a good one from my sister :naughty:



    What goes: pinch - tee hee - pinch - tee hee - pinc - SMACK!!!!......



    ;)


    Edit: another one: What color does a smurf turn when you strangle him? <-think about that one a bit ;)
     
  4. kiljoi

    kiljoi I *am* a computer king.

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    what goes:
    clop BANG clop clop clop BANG BANG clop clop
     
  5. Yo-DUH_87

    Yo-DUH_87 Who you calling tiny?

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    An amish drive-by shooting :p
     
  6. kiljoi

    kiljoi I *am* a computer king.

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    chalk one up for yo-duh
     
  7. jonesie

    jonesie New Member

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    err.. i'd say white
     
  8. jezmck

    jezmck Well-Known Member

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    why's no-one said anything about this?
     
  9. jonesie

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    i think if it was the vicar then returning to the same church would have a reasonably good probability of finding him again :lol: so maybe not ...
     
  10. kiljoi

    kiljoi I *am* a computer king.

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    what's black, white, and red all over, and has to walk through a door sideways?
     
  11. DoubleSidedTape

    DoubleSidedTape New Member

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    The person who buys it dosen't need it.
    The person who makes it dosen't want it
    The person who buys it dosent need it.
    What is it?
     
  12. whypick1

    whypick1 The über-Pick

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    Ryme: a coffin

    I've got two, both lifted from RPGs, so you may have seen them (although I doubt you've seen the first):

    1. You come across a box with 4 buttons: 1, 2, 3 and 4. An inscription on top of the box says "In order to open this box, you must travel around the globe". What is the correct combonation?

    2. There are three words in the Common tongue that end in "-gry". "Angry" and "hungry" are two, what is the third?
     
  13. Altron

    Altron Well-Known Member

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    A really big and stiff newspaper with legs?
     
  14. mclean007

    mclean007 Officious Bystander

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    Is it 1-2-3-4 ("in order")??

    http://www.word-detective.com/gry.html
     
  15. whypick1

    whypick1 The über-Pick

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    1. No. To slightly clarify, one of the numbers won't be used. Just keep reading and the answer should come to you.

    2. That's no fun, I was hoping to get at least ONE person to agonize over the answer.
     
  16. SugarBear

    SugarBear New Member

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    What can you add to a wooden barrel to make it lighter?
     
  17. ajack

    ajack rox

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    a hole?
     
  18. kiljoi

    kiljoi I *am* a computer king.

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    no, a nun with a spear in her head
     
  19. jonesie

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    :D that was somewhat perverse mate
     
  20. kiljoi

    kiljoi I *am* a computer king.

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    too perverse, or acceptably perverse?
     

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