the Termites we get here without heads and fried in butter aint bad. on topic: depends on the park size, the amount of people in the aprk, the odds of being arrested, my level of drunkenness... a couple of 100's shoudl do it.
Still haven't reached the level: But okay...pretty little, , is it illegal were you live? about a hundred when sober, free when drunk and you run along. This is not a "I need someone for a little wetwork and am afraid to ask" thread is it?
No mate, I'm building up to the ones like "How much to chew on a used tampon for 60 seconds" etc. just easing you guys in is all, don't want to go in dry so to speak ;-)
Run through a park naked for £100 easy... maybe even £50 aslong as I'm not going to get arrested. I'm not afraid of getting my wang out... never bothered me, haha! Side note... Me and my friends play this game EVERY time we get drunk. And let me tell you, The questions get pretty out of hand, But ever so ever so funny. And the bottom line is, Most of us (me and my friends, ageing from 20-25) would do anything for cash. The thing we argue about the most is "Will people find out?" It seems we are all happy to do the worst acts... for a smaller amount if none of our friends find out to rip the p#ss out of us for the years to come.
Exactly the same in my circles el2k, stupidly random stuff like, "I'll give you £5 if you play the rest of the pool game with an already potted ball in your mouth?" usually results in a "Meh *puts ball in mouth* <mumbled>my go then?</mumbled>" Because at the end of the day.. it's a fiver... for bugger all really..
If any of us don't want to do something... We usually end up doing it anyways because people drop the ultimate lines such as... "You only live once" "Live a little"0 And also.. everyone says "reverse psychology doesn't work on me".... But if you get a group of lads out.. then it 100% does.
Yeah I've been goaded into doing some stupid stuff... For example, there is a certain video from a certain LAN event that I went to last year where I came out over a megaphone to a group of gamers while inhaling helium (Not gay by the way). I believe the video is floating around somewhere but unfortunately I'm unable to link it on the forums.
More money than anyone would actually pay for such an act. If you put a grand in cash in front of me and asked me to do that I'd just laugh in your face and say no LOL. I'm shy though, so it is little surprise.
I would do it for a grand, if it was in a different country and could set an EMP off before doing so, eliminating the chance of my cock showing up on youtube.
If somebody put £1,000 in front of me and said "I'll give you this if you get nake..." *Steve takes clothes off* ok now what?!.... lol I blame the fact that I've lived on my own, I've lived on Asda's 10p noodles for a month.. 1k's a lot of money! Even if it took 12 hours to run across this park, where else are you going to make 1k in a day!????
I've lived on noodles and bakebeans too mate. Perhaps if I had been asked then I would have agreed, but at any other time it is not even nearly enough.
Ok here's my prices so far: Eating a worm - I'd do this either for £10 or a full bucket of fishing bait (what can I say, I like to fish). Drinking a bottle of ex-lax - Due to severe medical problems, I would have to turn this one down regardless of the cost. If I wasn't cursed with such poor health, I guess I'd do it for around £40. Running through a park naked - Depending on the size of the park and who asked me, I would either do it for a laugh (so free) or for approximately £80 if the park is a large one. If it's my local park (it's located very close to a police station, and monitored 24 hours a day for 6 days a week via CCTV), I would have to charge the maximum police fine + £80 for myself.
Eating a worm, that'll cost you a packet of fags Ex Lax, I'll do that for nowt if I'm at your house Streaking, Bottle of Jack will get that done.
