Isn't that what all this comes down to? Anyway...the Urinal is WAY below ruining someonas special day...ummm cheap, 50?
Crashing a wedding with an objection - I'm not sure if I could go through with this one, some mystical moral gravity field would probably drag me away from the church and lock me in irons before making it up the first few steps. I guess if I was drunk I wouldn't have a problem doing it, but also when your hammered you tend to accept challenges for silly amounts... so I guess on that basis, around £30 (though in reality, being absolutely hammered would make it sound like a good plan for £5). Taking a dump in a urinal - If the toilets were empty at the time, a couple of shots or a pint would do. If there was going to be witnesses, then I may have to ask for a bit of cash... about £15 should be enough. Simply because I'm going to get thrown out before getting a chance to clean up and would want a little cash to cover replacing the underwear along with buying myself a drink somewhere else.
Woah, more of you are up for that one that I imagined.. All I can say is : Anybody else feel it's new question time?
You're out camping with friends you find you've put your tent next to a man hole cover (Picture for anybody who doesn't know what's under one) how much to spend the night down there? Believe it or not i've been down quite a few when I was working as a Tarmaccer... When you take 100mm of Tarmac off the road it reveals the top layer of brickwork and it sometimes needed to be repaird before re-surfacing the road. Anyways... Spending the night down there is a different story... Does the cover have to be put on? Can I be drunk? Sober... and lid = £500? (Falling asleep down there sober would be ahrd work) Drunk... and lid = £50? (love how being drunk drops the price by a tenth, mainly due to the fact i can sleep almost anywhere when drunk enough..)
By man hole I thought you meant sewers, not something like leading to a water pipe. Used to work a waste disposal firm, driving around in one of there clearance trucks (kinda like a petrol tanker, would go around unclogging all the blocked sewers) so used to spend quite a bit of time down em and it doesn't bother me at all, but I'd still ask for atleast £100 In the pic manhole, gimme a case of beer and have the fire nearby and I'd do it for a fiver
Taking a dump in a urinal - Would do it for a tenner if no one else was in the toilets. Again, would be a right laugh (yes, I am very immature).
Hrmmm I'm thinking.... I'm thinking.... I have ALOT of crazy ideas but... Gota be "acceptable" ha ha... Ok.. new question going up
How much would it take, to get you to do your shopping (I mean full shop) in a gimp suit?? Well, If I was allowed to shop with my mates or something then like £10? because It would be funny and people would see it as a joke... However, If I had to go alone.. people might think I was actualling into be dominated for realz. So the price would go up... But still nothing too steep as it's not such an embarassing thing to do really.. Maybe £60?
Walking around 'tAsda in a gimp suit, skin tight latex showing all your imperfections and sexual bizzarness'ssss''ss isn't embarrassing? You sir.. Have no shame!! lol
Meh.. I don't have any imperfections, HONEST!!! Hahah. But I'm young...kinda..(22) and I guess things like that don't bother you much at this age. In my books, If something is funny and gets a few laughs then it's worth doing.
