50 quid? Maybe 100. Depends on how I feel that day. The main concern is all the ladies that would want my number would make the missus angry...
Quoted for truth! I'm still young too, the way I see it is simple: Laughing at you or laughing with you, you're making people laugh.
If it coveres the face...50 Face covered AND lead on a leash by a pretty dominatrix...free-just for laughs... I've led a punk girl into a large pet shop to test and pick a spikey dog collar for herself while wearing a business suit and a straight face once
150,- and I'll do the whole dog act... you know - on a chain, held by a pretty lass and barking at people in the shop...
How much to get up on stage at a comedy clubs open mic night and see how it goes? No prep for material or anything, you and some friends are there when one of your mates says "I'll give you X if you get up there and have a go" Since I generally consider myself pretty funny, probably a few drinks and 25 quid or so... mind - it would depend on the "snobbyness" of the comedy club as well... They ain't into pedophile, sex or rape jokes, I'm probably not that successful, and therefore a bit more withheld.
I could do that for free. I don't mind making a **** of myself as long as it's not hurting anyone else.
Uh, As long as i didn't know anyone in the club (I mean, people other than my friends of course) then free. Steve, It's Monday... I'm at work, Hit me up with something new to entertain me.
Ah indeed I some how forgot about this little project. Ok new question up... this is based on what a friend said when I asked "If you could dare me to do anything what would it be?"
How much to gargle with your own urine? (rephrased... obviously..) Amazing, Now it's starting to get fun. Sober, Maybe £500? Drunk, Around £100? I mean, It's not harmful... It might not even make me be sick.. So £100 for 5mins work would be spot on.
Hang on EL2k is this to eating mentos and drinking diet coke or.. gargling the contents of ones bladder?
Simply put.. How much to gargle with your own urine? (rephrased... obviously..) It['s fairly harmless, and i'll need something to take the smell and taste away. couple of bucks and a strong drink. probably not even all that expensive. 50 quid?
Well i've heard pee is sterile when it comes out the body sooo I suppose a £100. For £50 quid I could afford to say no cause it is a bit disgusting. Ladies please form an orderly cue!
