"Naughty" Haiku Thread

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  1. Cthippo

    Cthippo Can't mod my way out of a paper bag

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    Now that is just sick and wrong :worried:
     
    Cthippo, 1 Sep 2007
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  2. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    I feel... dirty. Eeeuw!
     
    Nexxo, 1 Sep 2007
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  3. Slink

    Slink B7

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    this thread makes no sense to me. might help if i knew what a haiku was.
     
    Slink, 2 Sep 2007
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  4. weasal

    weasal What's a Dremel?

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    haiku is like a poem which has a certain structure and rhyme although is kinda hard to actually see in the ones posted so far
     
    weasal, 2 Sep 2007
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  5. Cthippo

    Cthippo Can't mod my way out of a paper bag

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    It's a three line poem in which the first line has 5 syllables, the second 7 and the third 5. Rhyming optional.
     
    Cthippo, 2 Sep 2007
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  6. cpemma

    cpemma Ecky thump

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    I agree.

    Ferret -
    up trouser leg
    endangers manhood

     
    cpemma, 2 Sep 2007
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  7. MystChic

    MystChic Geology Rocks!

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    I'm looking forward to seeing how many pages this thread becomes...

    testosterone peaks
    woman laughs at the boys
    they will spank tonight

    In my world - that makes sense...
     
    MystChic, 2 Sep 2007
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  8. C-Sniper

    C-Sniper Stop Trolling this space Ądmins!

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    At my Desk i sit,
    Looking throughout this forum
    of technology.
     
    C-Sniper, 2 Sep 2007
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  9. thecrownles

    thecrownles What's a Relix?

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    bit tech loves the man
    computerking because he
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    thecrownles, 2 Sep 2007
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  10. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    Images of sex
    baffle poor Computerking.
    Ignorance is bliss...
     
    Nexxo, 2 Sep 2007
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  11. Hugo

    Hugo Ex-TrustedReviews Staff

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    Viagra cheap at
    half the price, how can I not
    this e-mail open?
     
    Hugo, 3 Sep 2007
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  12. whisperwolf

    whisperwolf What's a Dremel?

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    Landscape, hill and vale
    Gently curving, crying for
    Caress, stroke or poke?

    now is that subtle or not subtle enough?
     
    whisperwolf, 3 Sep 2007
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  13. antiHero

    antiHero ReliXmas time!

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    Reading this weird stuff
    Makes me really wonder why
    you guys are still sane

    Hehe sorry first try ever on a Haiku :D

    edit: I came with a better word for the end
     
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    antiHero, 3 Sep 2007
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  14. Hugo

    Hugo Ex-TrustedReviews Staff

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    What for this patent?
    how can "extendible shaft"
    not be misconstrued?
     
    Hugo, 3 Sep 2007
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  15. SanDmaN

    SanDmaN Minimodder

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    Seems to me you lot
    have to much time on your hands
    ... can I join in plz?


    well you can't blame a guy for trying :D
     
    SanDmaN, 3 Sep 2007
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  16. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    Classic! :clap:

    Nice one, too.
     
    Nexxo, 3 Sep 2007
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  17. Hugo

    Hugo Ex-TrustedReviews Staff

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    the bit-tech rules say
    no wanking in the office
    how I doth protest

    possibly a bit of an in-house joke...
     
    Hugo, 3 Sep 2007
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  18. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    No, really, we do not need to know :eeek:
     
    Flibblebot, 3 Sep 2007
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  19. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    This thread needs pictures
    I'm off to find some elsewhere
    Damn, where's the kleenex?

    Alternative last line:

    Oh damn, it's gone off.
     
    kenco_uk, 3 Sep 2007
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  20. relix

    relix Minimodder

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    Her gentle hills rise
    and fall in rythm with my
    oh so sadden heart.

    Guns, bitches and bling
    never part of the elements
    feel nice in my pants.

    Kay En Ay Ar, what?
    I know, he's smelly and stuff
    Goddamn ****ing bum.

    Ar Tee Tee The Titch,
    He's so damn small I lost him
    Cleaning my nostrils
     
    relix, 3 Sep 2007
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