"Naughty" Haiku Thread

Schoolboy humor, crude
but rarely funny. Show more
creativity!

 

Oh eternal foe,
Sweet forgiveness with a cost.
The hangovers kill.

 

Nexxo wins this round
As always. Juvenile
Haiku skills unmatched.

 

Plus one could not be
a better statement for this
reply to your post

 

You'll never catch me,
For I'm a post-a-holic:
Headed to 10 k.

 

Without shame, I add
another pointless reply.
I am a post whore.

 

But back on topic!
No discussion here lasts long
without talk of boobs!

Like cherry blossom
their soft buds ripen and swell
at the dawn of spring,

But alas! They fall
as soon as autumn follows
beauty is fleeting.

 

No matter how much
you gild the lily, it is
better in the flesh.

 

Your tongue speaks truth, sir.
Though it's better in the flesh,
It's less cheap as well.

Or better:

Quite right, but admit,
Though it's better in the flesh,
it's less cheap as well.

 

But alas as i
have turned eighteen, my girlfriend's
flesh is illegal

 

Fret not. Love and lust
thrive and grow on delayed
gratification.

 

Crikey, this thread should
be deemed a dangerous one
Delusions abound.

 

I hope you are right
Nexxo, for we are waiting
for that day to come.