Need some Ideas for 'Fantasies' Fancy Dress

As Title...

My mind is so twisted and sick that anything I think off would get me arrested/raped/shot...

Does anyone have any idea of something slightly stupid, yet something that won't get me shot if I spend an afternoon in London wearing it...

 

Nurse's outfit? Fake policewoman's uniform?

 

This will not end well. However, be a llama. Everyone likes llamas.

 

Dress up as goatse.

 

That'd be a costume worth seeing. Has anyone actually seen Goatse's face?

 

No.

Goatse is the one where the guy 'opens himself' right?

 

Scopious from Farscape.

 

Yes, the one where he distends his rectum and shows his scrotum and penis.
Not that i've studied it in detail or anything..

 

I'm thinking blonde wig, big pink all-round sun-glasses and a big over-coat...

Not really a fantasy, but simple, and I can carry it with me...

 

M jackson with small boy hanging from "sexytime" area.

 

No. One of the conditions was that I WOULDN'T get arrested!

 

Gawd, you don't HAVE to attach the dyson attachment..

 

How about one of the Village People? ;P

 

Everybody loves chaps.

 

Any other sensible ideas?

 

yeah stick a small twig in your back packet or up your sleeve and wear your normal clothes if anyone at the party asks tell them your a muggle-born wizard out of one of the harry potter books

 

The Crow?

 

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*Scorpius

 

A chav. It give you an excuse too act like an idiot and be drunk the whole day, what more do you need

 

Get a Gimp outfit!

You will be entirely decent of course....