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LOL New housemates, intresting behaviour!

Discussion in 'General' started by julianmartin, 5 Aug 2008.

  1. Jamie

    Jamie ex-Bit-Tech code junkie

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    Worse than that, those images are from vegetarian dating sites. :confused:
     
  2. Khensu

    Khensu likes to touch your special places

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    Well, they need their own sites - I once worked a door with a vegetarian and he couldn't stop breaking wind. As someone who does not break wind every five minutes/in front of punters, I found that highly offensive and have therefore vowed to forever hate vegeterians and vegetables. Lambs to the slaughter (and onto my plate), I say!


    (Hey, it's the internet! Flatulence - like nazism, lolcats and lam0rzz - needs to be mentioned! And yes, I dislike using the verb "to fart" :p.)
     
  3. DarkReaper

    DarkReaper Alignment: Sarcastic Good

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    Hey, I'm dating a vegetarian and fart more than her :p

    How a carnivore like me wound up with her is a source of much amusement to our friends, but i'm happy enough with the arrangement :D
     
  4. Hugo

    Hugo Ex-TrustedReviews Staff

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    "Does she eats your meat? If you know what I mean ;)" - that kinda thing?
     
  5. kenco_uk

    kenco_uk I unsuccessfully then tried again

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    Or just the veg? ;)
     
  6. TheCherub

    TheCherub New Member

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    What, I thought this was supposed to be about a girl going mental!?!?

    The person in that photo clearly has stubble / small beard!
     
  7. Kode

    Kode New Member

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    thats not a pic of the girl in question
     
  8. Cheapskate

    Cheapskate Insane? or just stupid?

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    And again. get everything in writing. She's already started to lie. She's setting you up for a major screwing over.
    Audio tape is your friend.:D Recordings of bitchings-out over the phone and outright lies are golden in lawsuits, and she likely IS the type to sue...
     
  9. Smegwarrior

    Smegwarrior Fighting the war on smeg

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    Any updates on schitzob!tch? :D
     
  10. BigD79

    BigD79 Gadding about...

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    damn holidays in places with out the internetz, this is quality!!!

    it won't be the end, mark my words, i've had a fair share of dickhead housemates. so do keep us updated!
     
  11. OldSnakeWontDie

    OldSnakeWontDie New Member

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    Sooooo what's the update?
     
  12. Hugo

    Hugo Ex-TrustedReviews Staff

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    He's still crazy!
     
  13. Freedom

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    cme on give us an update. i wanna know the gossip.
     
  14. theevilelephant

    theevilelephant New Member

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    He's too busy burying her in the garden...
     
  15. Daniel114

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    Is it just me or has the 'Sarah' blog dies as well?
     
  16. liratheal

    liratheal Sharing is Caring

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    I think it has. I've only found reposts on SA so far, and even then, they're missing part 7 and 12.
     
  17. Prestidigitweeze

    Prestidigitweeze "Oblivion ha-ha" to you, too.

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    Actually, none of the Sarah links on this thread or anywhere else seem to work anymore -- not even the ones on the strangely thorough "Sarah's Saga" Wikipedia page.

    I haven't been able to read a word, a syllable, of said epic saga. New links, or links to cached pages, would be utterly extra-keen.

    (And by extra-keen, I mean ultra-maxi-swell.)
     
  18. ToMMo

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  19. Noob4ever

    Noob4ever always learning

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    see this is where I've successfully run off roomies before.... I play the pscyho with sharp objects just waiting to snap very well :D I have to date run off 4 roomies that needed to be put in their place. Its the little things, like them being passed out on the couch while you stand over them with sharp objects. It tends to freak them out..... And whispering to yourself while you sharpen knives in the dark with the door open for them to walk right past..... Course Its easy pretending to be insane when you are insane.

    Ya and I'm a asshole so I dont put up with that crap, period. I'm more of a put everything back..... And then when their out of the house rearrange their entire bedroom and have solid alibi's for where I was, though I only did that once...

    I've also been successful with passed out drunk roommates with this lil tactic, I set them up with a friend of mine who likes to screw with people :D shes a dear after me own heart she is. Then after they have succesfully passed out, i stash a bloodied knife in their room where they can find it and proceed to freak out for the next week because no ones heard from monica since their date together, omg whats going on, and then just slowly crank on the pressure until they snap. It also helps that monica is a consultant and doesnt work at specific locations more than a week or two :D she to all intents and purposes has disappeared and we usually get friends to go along with it haha

    done this with obnoxious coworkers too.....
     
  20. Prestidigitweeze

    Prestidigitweeze "Oblivion ha-ha" to you, too.

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    Yes, and have you tried that link lately? All roads lead to the mod's two FAQs on proper ways to respond to The Sarah Saga, but no vestiges of the Saga itself remain. The second FAQ hints at reasons the series might have been taken down, but it must still exist somewhere. On Something Awful, perhaps.
     

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