Rant nice coming home early excuse today.

Discussion in 'General' started by rainbowbridge, 30 Dec 2014.

  1. rainbowbridge

    rainbowbridge Minimodder

    Joined:
    26 Apr 2009
    Posts:
    3,171
    Likes Received:
    69
    I went to work today, my two team mates were not at the desk, only other place for them to be is the kitchen, yep they are there playing foosball.

    I sit down on the sofa and laughingly say lets just stay here the whole day and do nothing because no one is in, only around 9 people were in.

    So I have three team mates, one is at home the manager he has to go to hospital today (wife), and of the two with me, one is clever and one is not the brightest tool in the toolbox but he is straight down the line and trys.

    So Bloomberg is on the TV and I am saying how the heck do you get rid of the sky menu (at the bottom) because I want to read the Bloomberg tittles at the bottom, press TV, nope cant do it.

    So a sort of uneasy quite comes down but I am more interested in reading the Bloomberg text on the right of the screen, nice little snap shots of news. Then my team mate pips up and says.

    yeah you know "x", she was on that flight that had the ebola women.

    me- ?
    Me- What you mean x who is in the office?
    Him- Yes

    Well it took all of about one moment, like litterally not even a half beat for me to totally assess the complete situation and know I was leaving but more out of curiosity I just had to understand wtf is this?

    So I ask more questions.

    What was X doing in Casablanca any way,
    Him- She was on holiday there for xmas.
    Me- So she took a connecting flight that came out of fck sierra leone?
    Him- yes, how was she to know.


    I am the most relaxed person in the universe but the whole picture is not right and I need to quickly find out what is the situation here, so I walk down to the office manager and ask was X on the flight with the girl that had Ebola.

    Her- Yes,
    Me- What is X doing in the office then?
    Her- She is working on it.
    Me- Fine she can work on it but not using the fcking office internet to do it.
    Her- The murrican airways are not interested, and british airways are only interested if you took the flight from London to Glasgow.
    Me- Was she on the flight that this girl who had Ebola .
    Her- Yes, laughing about it like its funny.


    I then went back to my team mates to request they consider calling their wifes for further opinion on the correctness of staying in the same work space with this girl.

    I then placed two further calls one to the regional manager on break and asked for his opinion and my direct team lead, then also checking in with head office manager.


    I cant believe it that the office manager could have found this out.

    I asked her does she know were she was sitting in relation to this person that got Ebola, she seemed angry that I was asking this and said she does not know.

    I am hugely surprised by the lax attitude, I said its 99.99999% there is no problem but there should be a protocol in place here, you cant find out this information and not instantly deal with it.

    I took my self out of the site made my way home and am waiting to find out that this girl has been given a clean bill of health from the hospitals.

    I am no way returning back until she is confirmed tested and clear.

    Any one have any opinions on this?
     
  2. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

    Joined:
    18 Apr 1982
    Posts:
    12,605
    Likes Received:
    1,788
    Cool story bro. If it makes you feel any better, you are no more likely to contract Ebola than anybody else in the country. The nurse who has developed Ebola had no symptoms during the flight, ergo she was not contagious.

    Titter :)
     
  3. bawjaws

    bawjaws Multimodder

    Joined:
    5 Dec 2010
    Posts:
    4,155
    Likes Received:
    756
    Aye, I think you're overreacting somewhat here. If there was a problem with contagion, then those people who were on that flight might have been advised to quarantine themselves for a period of time, but as that doesn't appear to have happened then it's reasonably safe to assume that you're not going to catch Ebola from being in the same office as a person who was on a flight with a non-symptomatic Ebola carrier.

    Just not right now, heh? :D
     
  4. Porkins' Wingman

    Porkins' Wingman Can't touch this

    Joined:
    23 Feb 2008
    Posts:
    2,897
    Likes Received:
    129
    OK. so you know she had Ebola. But what don't you know?

    Was she a lesbian?

    Has she got aids?

    Is she.....







    - gulp -







    .... ginger?
     
  5. jinq-sea

    jinq-sea 'write that down in your copy book' Super Moderator

    Joined:
    15 Oct 2012
    Posts:
    8,732
    Likes Received:
    640
  6. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

    Joined:
    18 Apr 1982
    Posts:
    12,605
    Likes Received:
    1,788
    ^ Precisely. Word.

    So unless the poor lady in question sharted, boked or bled on your colleague during the flight, you are just wasting your life worrying about this non-event.

    Still, I suppose coming home early gave you plenty of time to compose a long-winded rant on here, so that's something.

    I blame the media :rolleyes:
     
  7. wolfticket

    wolfticket Downwind from the bloodhounds

    Joined:
    19 Apr 2008
    Posts:
    3,331
    Likes Received:
    463
    Pfft, you can prove anything with facts.
     
    ch424 likes this.
  8. mrbungle

    mrbungle Undercooked chicken giver

    Joined:
    20 Sep 2004
    Posts:
    5,307
    Likes Received:
    165
    Maybe you will get Ebola and survive :D

    How boss would you be with Ebola Antibodies :D
     
  9. rainbowbridge

    rainbowbridge Minimodder

    Joined:
    26 Apr 2009
    Posts:
    3,171
    Likes Received:
    69
  10. wolfticket

    wolfticket Downwind from the bloodhounds

    Joined:
    19 Apr 2008
    Posts:
    3,331
    Likes Received:
    463
    The former article suggests it can be spread by aerosols from patients showing symptoms, not that it is a truly airborne virus. Very different things and doesn't affect that it is only contagious once showing symptoms.

    The latter is quite an old article that again mentions aerosols in addition to fairly nondescript speculation regarding the possibility of other forms of transmission due to lack of knowledge of the virus.

    Nothing I've seen since (spread, infection rates, effectiveness of precautions) seems to suggest that initial official assessment was incorrect.

    There are always plenty of vocals online.
     
    Last edited: 30 Dec 2014
  11. Cerberus90

    Cerberus90 Car Spannerer

    Joined:
    23 Apr 2009
    Posts:
    7,616
    Likes Received:
    164
    Shouldn't there be a warning in the title of this thread? I mean, what if you have got it, and you've now infected everyone who's open this thread through the interwebs.

    I keep hearing about people catching these virus' off the internet, :D
     
  12. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Rotary Cat.

    Joined:
    26 Aug 2014
    Posts:
    3,506
    Likes Received:
    1,202
    The internet is a great source of information. It is an even greater source of disinformation.

    If you want reliable and safe information about health matters, look at the NHS website, not forums and conspiracy sites, populated by wazzocks who don't know their arses from their elbows.
     
  13. Porkins' Wingman

    Porkins' Wingman Can't touch this

    Joined:
    23 Feb 2008
    Posts:
    2,897
    Likes Received:
    129
    I'm not happy continuing with this thread until it's established whether she is ginger or not.
     
  14. Kronos

    Kronos Multimodder

    Joined:
    6 Nov 2009
    Posts:
    13,495
    Likes Received:
    617
    And then your colleague would have had broken skin or he ingested some of the infected human fluid then he had little chance of contracting.

    But ever to the rescue of those who might still be worried, get yourself here and get kitted up.

    http://www.ebolasuits.com/
     
  15. dieharder

    dieharder What's a Dremel?

    Joined:
    1 Jun 2011
    Posts:
    64
    Likes Received:
    12
     
    Pookie likes this.
  16. rainbowbridge

    rainbowbridge Minimodder

    Joined:
    26 Apr 2009
    Posts:
    3,171
    Likes Received:
    69
    thanks that was interesting,
     
  17. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

    Joined:
    23 Oct 2001
    Posts:
    34,540
    Likes Received:
    1,932
    Shouldn't the Mods be quarantining this thread? :p

    :p Actually ginger girls tend to be quite hot.
     
    fuus likes this.
  18. Pookie

    Pookie Illegitimi non carborundum

    Joined:
    4 May 2010
    Posts:
    3,491
    Likes Received:
    129
    Meh! Caught worse on a night out in Swindon :D
     
  19. SuperHans123

    SuperHans123 Modder

    Joined:
    27 Dec 2013
    Posts:
    1,564
    Likes Received:
    103
    Best excuse to leave the office early ever.
     
  20. fuus

    fuus Rocking All Year Christmas

    Joined:
    4 Dec 2010
    Posts:
    3,101
    Likes Received:
    525
    EbolAIDS is a nasty one, have you tried rubbing tooth paste on your belly button? Apparently it makes you immune
     

Share This Page