Two eskimoes are out fising in their kyack(sp?) when they get cold, so they decide to light a fire. Soon after the kyack burns up and the eskimoes have to swim to shore. Proving you cant have your kyack and heat it too. Two friars from a local monastary decide they want to open a flower shop to subsidise the cost of the monastary. Since people like to buy flowers from the men of god the rival florist across town thinks this is unfair. He asks the friars to close, they refuse. He begs them to close and they still refuse. His wife and children beg the friars to cloes, they still refuse. Finally the Rival florist decides nothing will work and the Friars need a little "persuasion". He hires Hugh McTaggart, the most roughest thug in town. He trashes the Friar's flowershop and tells them that if they dont pack up he will be back. Fearing bodliy harm or worse they do. Proving once and for all that... (dramatic pause) Hugh, and only Hugh can prevent florist Friars.
slight bumpage for those who havent seen it, after all the forums have doubled since I posted it. Perhaps I should be dubbed Thread reviver, oh well off to see how many more threads in GD i can make, im up to 33...
So a man enters a pun contest. To increase his odds he decides to enter ten puns hoping that one would win. No pun in ten did. (say it out loud)
After a comprehensive victory at an international chess competition, a group of masters return to their hotel and go on and on about how good they were. Eventually the manager has to coax them back to their rooms. Upon returning the bell boy asks why he didn't leave them be, he repies I don't like chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. For every other pun I shed, I surley must be pun-i-shed
Re: Re: No Pun intended... no it wasnt they were crap! and i sorta dont get if there joke, or truthes :-/
Re: Re: Re: No Pun intended... In America (I don't know if they show anywhere else) there were commercials that had 'Smoky the Bear' (cartoon character) trying to prevent forest fires. His trademark saying was "Only you can prevent forest fires"
HAH! That's good stuff! Q:How do you catch a polar bear? drum roll A:You put a line of peas around a hole in the ice. When the polar bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the icehole!
