News Noctua shows off black heatsinks, next-gen flagship, and passive cooler

Dave, what don't you have a box of? Besides sprouts.

Hey, don't worry, we all resorted to extremes before finding a partner.

 

Liquorice Allsorts, sadly.

Woah, boy. I didn't have to leave the country to find mine! I can only attribute your success to the Scandinavians not keeping an up to date list of UK sheep worriers.

 

Nah, they only have lists of reindeer worriers.

 

Choice is good, but I'm kinda disappointed. I really liked Noctua's "we don't care about your complaints, just deal with it" stance.

 

You haven't thrown out your back until you've tried to lift a Sony Rear Projection TV

 

I once saw one of those behemoths, but fortunately never had to move it.