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NPR Vs. the Marines

Discussion in 'General' started by Dad, 22 Sep 2005.

  1. Dad

    Dad You talkin to me?

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    Marine Corp's General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!!

    This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

    GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

    GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

    FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

    GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

    The radio went silent and the interview ended.

    You gotta love the Marines!
     
  2. atanum141

    atanum141 I fapped to your post!

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    Chears Dad!!...thats one of the funnyest things ive ever heard in my life!!!! :hehe: :D
     
  3. Spiral Architect

    Spiral Architect Cooked on Phonics

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    Haha, thats great!

    Guys in the military often have the best sense of humours.
     
  4. Dad

    Dad You talkin to me?

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    Personally I think he was waiting a long time to say that to someone :)
     
  5. cpemma

    cpemma Ecky thump

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  6. Dad

    Dad You talkin to me?

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    Man, now I'm gutted... :\
     
  7. bloodcar

    bloodcar Minimodder

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  8. woof82

    woof82 What's a Dremel?

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    Shame cpemma had to ruin it, however the "proof" that it is fake is very poor. They are saying its false because somone else said it almost exactly the same but changed on or two words. wth? They cant say its fake because of that...
     
  9. Stickeh

    Stickeh Help me , Help you.

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    An oldie, but a goody!
     
  10. cpemma

    cpemma Ecky thump

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  11. P2D

    P2D 99.999% Pure Spam!

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    still funny either way.. :D
     

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