LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

There is one of those in an architects office that I'm contracted to maintain - it still runs, and is spec'd as far as it will go with memory and CPU upgrades It's only used as a legacy machine to open old plan files, I believe for an old version of ArchiCAD or something along those lines

And it runs on a 19" 4:3 flat screened Formac CRT

 

Ex just text me: "Uni is amaxing!! gutted for ytou!" (Yes, that was the actual text..)

My response?



Hopefully won't be hearing from her again.

 

She'll enjoy the Freshers' Flu in about a week after the alcohol poisoning has weakened her immune system!

That reminds me.. better dose up on Vitamin C before I venture out to thrust flyers at the hordes of students... with their new germs... from their strange lands....

 

I'm sure Uni is disgusted by her poor grammar. He'll soon dump her

 

And this is why everyone has a low opinion of women who duck face in photos.

 

I'm all for a bit of Denzel, but that was not a top film by any means, predictable and sorely underachieving bearing in mind the potential of the story.

 

There are no depths that Hollywood will not plum, they are now looking into a reboot for Manimal!!

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/58389

If you don't know what this 80's TV show is/was then count yourself lucky.

 

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2012/09/18/game-theory-borderlands-2-fails-to-cross-ove/

Dear Mother Of God but this reviewer is a ****ing retard

 

Well, I don't know about 'amaxing' but I am pretty special

You know me too well!

Hmm.. While I agree that it was predictable, I don't think it underachieved. I was extremely impressed with it. Maybe I have lower standards than you

Although that being said, I'll admit that it's not quite on par with the rest of the films on that list, more a personal favourite of mine than a 'greatest of all time'

 

http://xkcd.com/1110/

Click and drag the large picture at the bottom.

 

whats with the hate with Robo? i watched the original films and i loved it, and looking at the new one... it's different, but it kinda grow on me.

personally, its simple. robo needs to have
a. full body suit,
b. open-mouth helmet, and
c. red-line visor.

then all is well. even if the suit now looks like it came from Mass Effect 3. and black.

i still think it's still going to be a cool movie.


Judge Dredd, however...........

/jawdrop

oh wow. just wow.

 

Gave up at the message to Gold leader, that they are on their way out .

 

Ho-ly FREAK, that's BIG!

I'm looking at the JS source to find the main image.

*Bottom post here: http://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=91362&start=80. Fair warning, it WILL consume your RAM and processing power, so I suggest copying the code into a Notepad window, saving and closing it, then close your browser, then open up the file in the browser.

 

Can't find the post with a full size link in it.

 

I think this one is better :
http://www.mrphlip.com/xkcd1110/

 

It's not a fullsize link. It's the HTML code at the bottom of the page.

The image itself is made up of dozens of small BMP images, which really doesn't help with memory usage.

 

Here is a zoom-out-able version of the comic.

 

Then I'm lost. My knowledge of HTML and what to do with it practically zero.

I wish someone would do a full size stitch.

 

Just copy the HTML code into a text document.

Save it as .htm.

Then open it.


However, Nexxo's seems to work.



They are .png, but ~1k of 'em ain't helping out RAM.

*http://xkcd-map.rent-a-geek.de/#10/-44.1191/7.7866

 

Deceptively simple then