LOL NSFW The new Demote thread

stonedsurd · 29 Jul 2011

Nexxo have rep for making my day awesome.

Guest-23315 · 29 Jul 2011

SolidShot · 29 Jul 2011

knuck · 29 Jul 2011

Nexxo said: ↑

"O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

And the Lord spake, saying: First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out.

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Amen."
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Such a pain in the ass to read for me. It's not natural at all

wolfticket · 29 Jul 2011

Nexxo said: ↑

"O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.

And the Lord spake, saying: First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out.

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Amen."
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Hey, I've just realised this is more or less America's foreign policy