LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

That would explain it. Incoming rep

 

I didn't get the punchline at first since it was exactly what I expected. Then I thought, "oh, that ad is supposed to be giving me a way to have a huge penis myself."

 

Or, get another plate & don't break it this time...

 

Seriously? They're just educating our children to be arses. When I did my GCSEs about 7-8 years ago it was all focused around bloody Of Mice and Men. Great lessons, we just watched the film all the time.

 

Oh, don't worry! My whole English literature GCSE was focused around Of Mice and Men and another second rate book.

 

That's right, english literature. I did macbeth. Such a cheery novel.

 

Romeo and Juliet. Also very cheery.

Sent from the public toilets outside the pub.

 

Oh gawd. Mice and men. Kill me now. Please. Kill me. Or give me a massive rep bomb. Either works.

 

I DIDN'T MEAN TO, GEORGE!

English was the most boring subject for me during my GCSEs. Somehow I managed to get two A*s out of it, which I am slightly surprised at bearing in mind I messed around each lesson.

 

You'll have nothing and like it!





Only because I can't rep from my phone..

Sent from the public toilets outside the pub.

 

HOW ANTICLIMATIC WAS THE MOVIE ENDING!?

God I love crappy GCSE talk.

 

English was my worst subject. Not because I hated it, but because of my teacher. She was this enormous woman; obesity on top of her elephantitis and took it out on all the students because of her condition. She hated me because my brother was an ass in her classes when he was there. She sat me at the front and asked me to answer almost every question. I decided to just get up and leave because I wasn't having any of that. She said to me " Get back here right now Craig! Do you want detention?!" and I just say "what are you going to do, chase me?" The whole class laughed their arses off, it was a special moment.

It's those moments that make you remember school forever.

 

Brilliant. Have some rep.

 

At least she didn't said "Bitte" 150x in a 45-minute school hour in German class . All the time.

 

Lol. We had a french teacher who was so short he would shout at you if you stared in his general direction "Are you making fun of my height?!" Unbeknownst to him, we were staring at the french teacher who was also his wife, who was also smoking hot.

 

Lord of the Flies.
The Man and the Sea.

Someone want to tell me WHY?!?!? those books exist?

 

Lord of the Flies.
The Man and the Sea.

Someone want to tell me WHY?!?!? those books exist?

 

Dear lord, I hated all of those books. My english teacher once asked us all to do an essay on a 'Classic Novel' of choice. I was overjoyed of her annoyance when I did The Tale of Genji.