LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Was that the IT stupidity thread or something else?

 

Something else.

 

Ah, ok. Thanks Julian.

 

Sorry to disappoint you, but that one's a myth.

 

Really? NVM. How about the one where cabs are technically supposed to carry a bale of hay?

 

They sell 6inch by 4 inch bales of hay especially for this.

 

http://www.londonblackcabs.net/blog/historic-london/london-hackneys-required-to-carry-hay

 

now I remember why I hate Star Trek Armada...its just such a bug ridden game
especially the fusion cubes ( borg cheesecake ) when ordered to repair at a shipyard they go to the shipyard and proceed to bob about...its not good when your entire strikeforce is stuck heavily damaged and unable to repair due to a bug that was known before the game came out...and then never fixed / patched

 

ROFLOLOLOL

My demote of the day.

Took my 15mth old to a baby gym class. It's just a bunch of stuff kids runs around and burn some calories while probably practice their walking skill. it's her second class too. so it's all good.

Usually it's the wife and myself who comes to class, but this term she got French class in the morning, so it's just me and my girl. And that's how it'll be for the next 4 months.

Came to class, about 4 - 5 other parents and their kid. They're all a bit older than my girl, but the class is for 15 to 24 mths, so meh... The door opens, and a smoking hot 26yr old single woman greets the class. Wearing gym tights and revealing boobs (and i could've sworn it's her nipples not her bra), standing in front of the class, stretching in various positions, and completely comfortable getting close to me as we both help my daughter performs various activities.

At the end of the 1.5hr session, I thought, **** yeah, my saturday mornings for the next couple of months will be bliss...


...then as we all gear up and ready to roll, she addressed the class one last time.

"ok class, GOOD JOB on the session. remember, i'm just here because JOHAN is sick, so starting next class, he'll be the one working with you all! Ok, nice meeting you all!"

 

Probably for the best, divorce is expensive business....

 

Damn you; that's like torture. They look so nice and round as well.

 

Yeah but NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Jesus titty-f#cking christ... Dose titties!

 

There's a reason they call it titilation.

 

Bwahahahahah! I just spewed coffee through my nose!

 

You keep watching in the hope that you'll get to see them next time, while knowing full well it is a looped video. Another example of how the emotional and rational parts of our brains don't talk to each other...

 

What do you expect? There's boobs involved!

 

com'on that is soo mean, plz share