LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

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  1. Cookie Monster

    Cookie Monster Multimodder

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    Demotivated :(
     
  2. .//TuNdRa

    .//TuNdRa Resident Bulldozer Guru

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    The precise same answer as "Do I look fat in this?"; You take a deep breath, then scream at the top of your lungs while running away as fast as you can.
     
  3. KidMod-Southpaw

    KidMod-Southpaw Super Spamming Saiyan

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    "It's not that the single piece of clothing gives the illusion of you suddenly looking like a doughy lava lamp, it's you."



    You're fat.


    Where am I going with this?

    I'm not fat!

    Don't be mean!
     
  4. Tichinde

    Tichinde Minimodder

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    Amused :)
     
  5. yellowbomb

    yellowbomb Minimodder

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    "Turn around and let me see..."

    Wait three minutes.

    "Did you ask me a question?"
     
  6. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Far over the misty mountains cold

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    Epic.
     
  7. andreinuk

    andreinuk Minimodder

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    I always answer "Last time I saw something like that it had Eddie Stobart on the back".

    Its not as fun any more as I can't run that fast now.
     
  8. Brooxy

    Brooxy Loser of the Game

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    Screw that - I tell it how it is. If it was me asking whether I look good in something (not that I ever would), I'd rather be told straight up, than go out looking like an idiot.

    Been telling it how it is to my girlfriend for over five years now - still in one piece :)
     
  9. SuicideNeil

    SuicideNeil What's a Dremel?

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  10. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Far over the misty mountains cold

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  11. SuicideNeil

    SuicideNeil What's a Dremel?

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    Sethva What's a Dremel?

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  13. Snips

    Snips I can do dat, giz a job

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  14. Gunsmith

    Gunsmith Maximum Win

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    i did, there was no mention of Due South
     
  15. Lance

    Lance Ender of discussions.

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    Russian man in red square.....

    SSSSSSSSSSSSSH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAHHHH

    Link

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  16. phuzz

    phuzz This is a title

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    So they don't get sun burn on the back of their neck?
     
  17. mars-bar-man

    mars-bar-man Side bewb.

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    Because they're a bit of a ****.
     
  18. Modsbywoz

    Modsbywoz Multimodder

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    Because it's an immediate attraction for 15/16 year old girls. It's along the same lines of pulling a handbrake turn. It wows the ladies and gets you "in there".......
     
  19. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    I'll not be the one to try this, but I suspect this doesn't work when you're on the wrong side of 30 :hehe:
     
  20. SuicideNeil

    SuicideNeil What's a Dremel?

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    [​IMG]

    Yes, you can actually visit this 'persons' facebook page if you want. I'm all for free speech & that, but you have to draw a line somewhere and this vile piece of excrement just spouts nothing but crap constantly...

    related:
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    ugh...
     

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