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LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Discussion in 'General' started by adam_bagpuss, 8 Jul 2011.

  1. Shirty

    Shirty W*nker! Super Moderator

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    My esteemed keyboard friend might be trolling, but I genuinely had no idea. I thought a firefly was a type of insect.
     
  2. Cthippo

    Cthippo Can't mod my way out of a paper bag

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    I guessed it was Firefly from the contextual clues, but having never seen the show I had no idea for sure. Not everyone watches TV, you know.
     
  3. yellowbomb

    yellowbomb Minimodder

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    :jawdrop::jawdrop::jawdrop::jawdrop::jawdrop::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek:
     
  4. noizdaemon666

    noizdaemon666 I'm Od, Therefore I Pwn

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  5. longweight

    longweight Possibly Longbeard.

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    Not even trolling!
     
  6. roblikesbeer

    roblikesbeer Bindi's sex slave.

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    Trance Two steps forward, one step back

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    deathtaker27 Modder

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  9. MeddlE

    MeddlE Norwegian Blue

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    Smuggling the coke in? Extract the coke from the juice, I'm sure there is a way. Can't see any other reason for it to be in there in such a concentration.
     
  10. Guest-16

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    Contaminated with "dangerous levels of cocaine". That implies there are safe levels of cocaine in our foodstuffs.
     
  11. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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  12. Almightyrastus

    Almightyrastus On the jazz.

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    There are 'acceptable' levels of almost anything in our food, whether those levels are safe or not is another question entirely...
     
  13. PsYcHoTiC_MaDmAn

    PsYcHoTiC_MaDmAn Unholy Cyborg Fruit Machine

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    I wonder if it was actually cocaine, or some closely related compound

    plants make a variety of compounds to protect against herbivores, cocaine is an alkaloid that is used for such, a quick google found me this reference to other plants that make a similar compound to cocaine

     
  14. Pete J

    Pete J Employed scum

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    So where can I get one or more of these bottles?
     
  15. sjamppo

    sjamppo Minimodder

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    In the bin at your local UK police station I guess.
     
  16. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    Or in the canteen at your local police station. :p
     
  17. SuicideNeil

    SuicideNeil What's a Dremel?

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    /Weather related pun- it's also raining....
     
  18. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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    or you local hospital, doctors and nurses have to keep themselves awake somehow... :p
     
  19. Nexxo

    Nexxo * Prefab Sprout – The King of Rock 'n' Roll

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    I could tell you stories about this private hospital in London... :worried:
     
  20. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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    ...and I would be unsurprised by most of them
     

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