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LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Discussion in 'General' started by adam_bagpuss, 8 Jul 2011.

  1. Freedom

    Freedom Minimodder

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  2. fix-the-spade

    fix-the-spade Multimodder

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    So a guy asked me about using Ballistol (a gun oil) on his bike today.

    I told him not to, Ballistol is a lot like WD-40 and isn't good for long term lubrication in british riding conditions.

    He told me I was only saying that because of my anti gun bias coloring my opinion against gun related products and stormed off in a huff.

    Strangest exchange with a customer ever.
     
  3. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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    Lolwut... If it's not suitable for use on bikes, it's not suitable... That'd be like saying I have an anti-sewing machine bias for saying sewing machine oil wouldn't be suitable...

    Idiots will idiot...
     
  4. faugusztin

    faugusztin I *am* the guy with two left hands

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  5. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Over the Hills and Far Away

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    DeafGamer2015 Minimodder

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    Hory Shet! I hope the driver of that red car gets a massive ticket for speeding through. Is the trucker and biker ok?
     
  7. Snips

    Snips I can do dat, giz a job

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    I'm thinking the truck is at fault as it looks like he should have stopped to give way to the red car. The cyclist also looks like they expected it to give way to the red car as it was leisurely crossing right into its path.
     
  8. Cookie Monster

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    I'd say that the white lines on the road the red car is following are unbroken giving them right of way.
     
  9. Porkins' Wingman

    Porkins' Wingman Can't touch this

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    The truck fails to give way, then hits the red car, and you wanna fine the red car...:eyebrow: Oh, sorry, didn't notice at first - Canada.
     
  10. play_boy_2000

    play_boy_2000 ^It was funny when I was 12

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    The writing on the side of the truck is clearly Russian, and there are no traffic laws in Russia, right?
     
  11. Ryu_ookami

    Ryu_ookami I write therefore I suffer.

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    Correct result would be;

    Police arrest truck driver for not giving way at the junction, then arrest driver of red car for speeding, then arrest the person using the bike for using the public highway without due care and attention.

    That way the police arrest rates go up, traffic accidents go down and everyone's unhappy (including the police who suddenly have a load more paperwork to do).
     
  12. Pieface

    Pieface Modder

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    Who says the Red car is speeding?
     
  13. SuicideNeil

    SuicideNeil What's a Dremel?

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    More information is needed to come to a meaningful conclusion and apportion blame; assumptions don't help. No one died so meh ( probably ).

    Meanwhile, in gaming land:

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    Yup...

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    :hehe:
     
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  14. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    ...I knew someone who thought it was pronounced "seen been"...:sigh:
     
  15. wolfticket

    wolfticket Downwind from the bloodhounds

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    I like to pronounce it "Shaun Baun".
     
  16. Porkins' Wingman

    Porkins' Wingman Can't touch this

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  17. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Over the Hills and Far Away

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    First laugh of the day.

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Lance

    Lance Ender of discussions.

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    I've actually done that before. Very satisfying.
     
  19. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    I'm not sure if I'm horrified or aroused.
     
  20. play_boy_2000

    play_boy_2000 ^It was funny when I was 12

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    I pulled up my blinds the other day to get a fly on the window and it took me a few seconds to realized I caught it in the slats. Wasn't a very satisfying kill though, as it was more luck than skill :(
     

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