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LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Discussion in 'General' started by adam_bagpuss, 8 Jul 2011.

  1. stonedsurd

    stonedsurd Is a cackling Yuletide Belgian

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    Meh. I've taken some pretty huge sh*ts :lol:
     
  2. johnnyboy700

    johnnyboy700 Active Member

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    I think the standard feminist response might be "You try squeezing a bowling ball out of your penis and see how you like it!" - it comes from a birth scene with Geena Davis in an early 90's film.
     
  3. phuzz

    phuzz This is a title

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    I've had a camera inserted into my bladder, via my penis. That was an, interesting experience...
     
  4. IanW

    IanW Grumpy Old Git

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    VHS or Betamax?
     
  5. Nexxo

    Nexxo Queue Jumper

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    Or as a comedienne once said: "You want to empathise? Stick an umbrella up your ass and open it"
     
  6. Tyinsar

    Tyinsar 6 screens 1 card since Nov 17 2007

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    I know a couple of mothers who have also had kidney stones. Both stated that childbirth was easier.

    Then again, on the subject of what hurts more, I heard someone suggest that you find a young couple having their first child. Right after the baby is born kick the father in the nuts. Wait a year and ask the mother if she would have another child. She might say yes. Then ask the father if he wants another kick in the nuts.
    :lol:
     
  7. Pete J

    Pete J RIP Teelzebub

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    I 'passed' a kidney stone the hard way when I was little. To have it coming through your little fellow is one of the most unnatural things one could ever feel, bar going full Theon Greyjoy.
     
  8. hyperion

    hyperion Active Member

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    Never go full Theon Greyjoy.
     
  9. phuzz

    phuzz This is a title

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    DLSR
    :worried:


    Nah, it was about4mm across, but also had a light, and a little water jet to inflate the bladder.
    Turned out I didn't have kidney stones, but there was a lot of sediment in there, which they helpfully squirted off the walls of the bladder for me.
    Half an hour later when I got home and went to piss out all the water in my bladder, all those little crystals scraped down the inside of my urethra and I literally screamed out loud in pain. Imagine pissing fine sharp sand because that was pretty much what it was. Ow.
    The screaming scared the crap out of my flatmate who thought she was alone in the house.
    Keep hydrated folks.
     
  10. theshadow2001

    theshadow2001 [DELETE] means [DELETE]

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    LOL!
     
  11. Nexxo

    Nexxo Queue Jumper

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  12. theshadow2001

    theshadow2001 [DELETE] means [DELETE]

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    I reckon that's a compliment more than anything
     
  13. lilgoth89

    lilgoth89 Captin Calliope

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    Comedian wants people to boycott the Jurrasic World film

    Basically as there is a Dinosaur Called Pachycephalosaurus which in the movie, gets its name shortened...abit :worried:

    and its an excuse for people to pull out the Race card again...and claim they are using a racist Slur...

    The same shorthand can be seen in the 2nd jurrasic park film

    ( about 1:23 and again at about 2:19 )

    so im going to boycott all Dinosaur films that Feature the Tyrannosaurus Rex, as when it gets abbreviated to T'Rex it makes me want a cuppa

    ( i think its the Pachycephalosaurus as i haven't actually seen the film yet )
     
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  14. ripmax

    ripmax Active Member

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  15. ch424

    ch424 Design Warrior

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    You realise he's joking, right? Sometimes comedians say the opposite of what they mean...
     
  16. DXR_13KE

    DXR_13KE BananaModder

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  17. Constructacon

    Constructacon Constructing since 1978

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    It would appear you are correct.
     
  18. theshadow2001

    theshadow2001 [DELETE] means [DELETE]

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    who'd a thunk it, both genders experience and react to pain. I wonder if deliberately inducing pain in someone with no reason other than to induce pain, is against the code of ethics.
     
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  19. Darkwisdom

    Darkwisdom Level 99 Retro Nerd

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    Do you think they'd do it women to simulate what getting kicked in the balls is like?
     
  20. theshadow2001

    theshadow2001 [DELETE] means [DELETE]

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    Nah its a double standard. Women in pain is horrific. Men in pain is funny. I don't really care that its a double standard, but it exists none the less.
     

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