LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

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  1. Chairboy

    Chairboy I want something good to die for...

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    Scottish people twitter, source of much lolz

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  2. Chairboy

    Chairboy I want something good to die for...

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  3. fix-the-spade

    fix-the-spade Multimodder

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629

    Just remember, for all the training and all the discipline you're still giving men in their twenties $50million toys to play with.

    Demote because the aircraft's crew will likely get forcibly discharged despite demonstrating supreme precision and skill in their flying, if lacking somewhat in creativity.
     
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  4. Xir

    Xir Modder

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    ...just beging to get into the blue angels,that is :grin:
     
  5. Wakka

    Wakka Yo, eat this, ya?

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    Wife: You never give me any compliments, you don't love me anymore
    Me: Sorry, I will do better. I do love you!

    *later that week*

    Me: You're looking especially beautiful today!
    Wife: What? You're cheating on me, aren't you?!

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    Wife: We never spend any time together, I feel like I never get to see you!

    *comes home and spends 6 hours scrolling through Facebook and Instagram*

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    Wife: We never do anything together, I hate feeling like we're wasting the weekends!
    Me: OK, lets make up a picnic, get up early Saturday and go on a mini Adventure!
    Wife: OK great!

    *Saturday morning*

    Me: Wakey wakey! Lets get moving!
    Wife: Ugh, I'm too tired - can we do it next weekend...


    :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:
     
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  6. Redbeaver

    Redbeaver The Other Red Meat

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    jeezus how is this thread still alive... lol
     
  7. wolfticket

    wolfticket Downwind from the bloodhounds

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    It's not dead, it just smells funny.
     
  8. Xir

    Xir Modder

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    Don't worry, that's normal.....and your fault by default :grin:
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  9. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Over the Hills and Far Away

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  10. Gunsmith

    Gunsmith Maximum Win

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    jesus christ that was tight.
     
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  11. stonedsurd

    stonedsurd Is a cackling Yuletide Belgian

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    I have the weirdest boner.
     
  12. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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    Did he then lose the place because flat-spotted tyres needed to be replaced?
     
  13. Gunsmith

    Gunsmith Maximum Win

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    well it is lap 97 of 102 so i'm guess he just rode it out.
     
  14. lilgoth89

    lilgoth89 Captin Calliope

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    looked at the Steam hardware survey... and WTF
    Amd lost 6% market share of cpu AND Gpu in ONE MONTH...

    must investigate futher...
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    found the problem... and with the explosion of PUPG in China i wonder how many of those 'new' china players are simply hackers who get banned, then simply make a new account and hack again... to get the crates, move them to a different account, then sell for $$$
     
  15. play_boy_2000

    play_boy_2000 ^It was funny when I was 12

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    I'd guess that the great firewall of china let the steam survey through this quarter. Nothing has changed really, other than millions of Chinese users that were never counted before have been added to the charts. I find it interesting that windows 7 64bit is the OS of choice; has 10 not been approved for civilian use, or is it something more sinister (7 is easier to pirate?)
     
  16. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Bit-Tech Cat. New Improved Version.

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  17. Gunsmith

    Gunsmith Maximum Win

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  18. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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  19. Pliqu3011

    Pliqu3011 all flowers in time bend towards the sun

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    Cracked is dead.
    Or at least they just fired most of their staff, pretty much everyone in the videos apparently. :eeek:
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  20. legoman

    legoman breaker of things

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    Scottish rail network grinds to a halt from a trampoline, take note saboteurs

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