LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Scottish people twitter, source of much lolz

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42032629

Just remember, for all the training and all the discipline you're still giving men in their twenties $50million toys to play with.

Demote because the aircraft's crew will likely get forcibly discharged despite demonstrating supreme precision and skill in their flying, if lacking somewhat in creativity.

 

...just beging to get into the blue angels,that is

 

Wife: You never give me any compliments, you don't love me anymore
Me: Sorry, I will do better. I do love you!

*later that week*

Me: You're looking especially beautiful today!
Wife: What? You're cheating on me, aren't you?!

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Wife: We never spend any time together, I feel like I never get to see you!

*comes home and spends 6 hours scrolling through Facebook and Instagram*

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Wife: We never do anything together, I hate feeling like we're wasting the weekends!
Me: OK, lets make up a picnic, get up early Saturday and go on a mini Adventure!
Wife: OK great!

*Saturday morning*

Me: Wakey wakey! Lets get moving!
Wife: Ugh, I'm too tired - can we do it next weekend...

 

jeezus how is this thread still alive... lol

 

It's not dead, it just smells funny.

 

Don't worry, that's normal.....and your fault by default

 

jesus christ that was tight.

 

I have the weirdest boner.

 

Did he then lose the place because flat-spotted tyres needed to be replaced?

 

well it is lap 97 of 102 so i'm guess he just rode it out.

 

looked at the Steam hardware survey... and WTF
Amd lost 6% market share of cpu AND Gpu in ONE MONTH...

must investigate futher...


found the problem... and with the explosion of PUPG in China i wonder how many of those 'new' china players are simply hackers who get banned, then simply make a new account and hack again... to get the crates, move them to a different account, then sell for $$$

 

I'd guess that the great firewall of china let the steam survey through this quarter. Nothing has changed really, other than millions of Chinese users that were never counted before have been added to the charts. I find it interesting that windows 7 64bit is the OS of choice; has 10 not been approved for civilian use, or is it something more sinister (7 is easier to pirate?)

 

It doesn't get much more demote than this: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-42180763

 

Social media peasants getting riled up over nothing as per usual.

 

Cracked is dead.
Or at least they just fired most of their staff, pretty much everyone in the videos apparently.
FFFFFF-

 

Scottish rail network grinds to a halt from a trampoline, take note saboteurs