LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Morons do this in Somerset every time we get flooding.

 

I am demote that the local council had to post this ****...

EDIT: Source

 

BUT OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WOULD SAY!!!

I'm waiting for some jokers with a ladder to go and put little radiation hazard stickers on the sides of the street lights.

 

A fool and his/her conspiracy theory are never easily parted.

 

I like how people believe they have 5G Streetlamps when at the same time local councils can't even afford to repair potholes.

Here's a demote, though it's not an image.

Reported Pothole 14th August 2017, 3rd January Booked Fault Inspected and Categorised. So far, 11th April, still no repair. 240 Days and counting.

 

Wrap it in tinfoil. Stop the radiation!

 

I'm sure they believe they can't afford to fix potholes because they spent the money on super secret conspiracy stuff...

 

What a wonderful world we live in where "paint a hairy cock and balls on it" is reasonable advice for dealing with councils.

 

http://metro.co.uk/2018/04/16/sains...ackaging-people-dont-handle-raw-meat-7470648/

I almost have no words.....the ones I do have are all derogatory.

 

What next, a return to the Roman's sponge on a stick, so they can wipe their own arses without getting their hands too close?

 

Earth, 2030:

 

The product doesn't sound as batshit as the mini-Mail and it's bottom-dwellers are making it out to be... done right it could cut down on packaging. And that's without touching on the people are squamish and don't want to handle raw chicken angle.

As for the whole 'kids of today'/millenial snowflakes whinging... most of those doing the pissing and moaning were responsible for raising 'generation snowflake' so they can **** right off...

 

They still exist, they're aimed at the elderly and disabled but they do exist.

 

If it's in the Metro it doesn't count.

The Newspaper so bad they have to give it away.

 

The fact it's churned out by DMG Media [Daily Mail] doesn't help.

If they told me the sky was blue i'd go outside and double-check...

 

Despite my defending the above, I am however angry at this...

Reusable Kitchen Towel

...it's called a ****ing cloth you muppet.

 

29 bloody quid for a bleedin cloth?

 

9 hand made cloths tbf.

 

Sounds like Sainsburys are pushing a new marketing angle in pursuit of more customers (what commercial business wouldn't?), and the Shitro are publishing an "article" (term used in the loosest sense of the word) designed to make people angrily click on headlines.

If we can get rid of or cut down on plastic packaging then I'm all for it.