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LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Discussion in 'General' started by adam_bagpuss, 8 Jul 2011.

  1. Dr. Coin

    Dr. Coin Active Member

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    "Timmy! Stop playing with the lamp!"
    "I'm not playin' Dad, I'm tryin' to reset the lamp!"
    :duh:
     
  2. VipersGratitude

    VipersGratitude Well-Known Member

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    lilgoth89 Captin Calliope

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    And this man has his finger on the nuclear button...
     
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  4. lilgoth89

    lilgoth89 Captin Calliope

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    another news Demote

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-49016151

    idiot leans his head out a train window, wins a Darwin award
    company sued for £1,000,000 for sign not being clear enough not to stick your head out of a moving train
     
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  5. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    I think there should just be one cover all warning sign for everything 'Don't be stoopid'.
     
  6. legoman

    legoman breaker of things

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    We had Roald Dhal's teachings as a kid
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  7. The_Crapman

    The_Crapman Don't phone it's just for fun.

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    Yes! I thought of this as soon as I saw the story. And a squirrel teaching us how to cross the road.
     
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  8. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    And a cat telling us not to go off with strangers
     
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    We had hedgehogs teaching us how to cross roads. Pricks!
     
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  10. legoman

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    We had Darth Vader...

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  11. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    I swear that sounds like it must be the one the Prodigy sampled at about 8/9 seconds in.
     
  12. IanW

    IanW Grumpy Old Git

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    IIRC, the fine was for not nailing the window shut so the passengers bake when the heating's full on during the hottest day of the year.
     
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  13. Dr. Coin

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    Hmm I don't think we got that one other here in the colonies...but I did love his books and Quentin Blake's illustrations particularly Revolting Rhymes.
     
  14. The_Crapman

    The_Crapman Don't phone it's just for fun.

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    When the train is so crammed you're essentially being sexualy assaulted from every direction, there's no need for heaters even in the depth of winter.
     
  15. Byron C

    Byron C No liability accepted as a result of this post

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    That is exactly what The Prodigy sampled :thumb:.

    EDIT: In fact they were apparently sued (albeit unsuccessfully) for using that sample... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charly_(song)#Background
     
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    Nexxo Queue Jumper

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    Frankly it's shocking how neglectful parents were in those days, that child safety was left to some random wildlife, a pet and a Sith lord... :p
     
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  17. IanW

    IanW Grumpy Old Git

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    You all forgot Rolf Harris telling children they should learn to swim...
     
  18. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    How we survived I have no idea, I mean we had concrete floors in the playgrounds and didn't wear seatbelts...
     
  19. legoman

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    I Remember hearing they banned Bulldog, whats the point in lunch play anymore.
     
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  20. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    That was a great game to increase your fitness.
     
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