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LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Discussion in 'General' started by adam_bagpuss, 8 Jul 2011.

  1. The_Crapman

    The_Crapman Don't phone it's just for fun.

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    Definitely nsfw
     
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  2. Byron C

    Byron C Probably isn't Hitler, but definitely a muppet

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    Come on, you need to post a trigger warning before you post stuff like that...
     
  3. Gareth Halfacree

    Gareth Halfacree WIIGII! Staff Administrator Super Moderator Moderator

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    NSFC: Not Safe for Country. (Alternatively, NSFD: Not Safe for Democracy.)
     
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  4. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Fellow of the Teelzebub Society

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    So, hurricane Dorian is about to hit Florida and folks are preparing for the worst.

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  5. The_Crapman

    The_Crapman Don't phone it's just for fun.

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    Not safe for workers, women, whales, Wales,
    Wow. That looks totally safe :worried:
     
  6. BA_13

    BA_13 Active Member

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    I really hope that's diesel but as that is in America I'm guessing not.
     
  7. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Lunatic on the Grass.

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    The pump appears to have four buttons to select the octane rating, so that's petrol. Car's going to fill with petrol vapour, one spark in a switch and... He won't be doing it again.
     
  8. Fingers66

    Fingers66 Kiwi in London

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    Gotta love Darwinism.
     
  9. legoman

    legoman breaker of things

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    He's going to be high as a kite in there with all that, even higher when it ignites.
     
  10. Jeff Hine

    Jeff Hine Nothing special

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    It looks like he has lids, at least... still ain't gonna stop a big bang, if there is a 'spark'...
     
  11. IanW

    IanW Grumpy Old Git

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    True. This is almost EXACTLY how Hollywood does car explosions, according to Mythbusters, except Hollywood puts the petrol in bin bags, IIRC.
     
  12. Jeff Hine

    Jeff Hine Nothing special

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    Yup... typically a hand grenade is intended to decimate people through fragmentation and an atypical bomb detonation is not incendiary, unless it is designed that way or the target is highly flammable... fireballs are just visually expressive.

    That said a shockwave from a bomb WILL knock you off your feet, but at the same time will probably kill you.
     
  13. Gareth Halfacree

    Gareth Halfacree WIIGII! Staff Administrator Super Moderator Moderator

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    Plastic bin; small charge in the bottom; bin bag; petrol. First charge goes off, aerosolises the petrol; petrol ignites as a fuel-air explosive. Biiig fireball, very little actual heat, goes out very quickly. Visually impressive, about as safe as you can get having actual massive explosions near the talent.
     
  14. Goatee

    Goatee Well-Known Member

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    Taken out of context that could mean something completely different! :D
     
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    TheBlackSwordsMan Fellow of the Teelzebub Society

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    A week ago, I was walking on a dock and spotted an unattended 25L jerrycan on the swimming platform of a boat. The thing had been under the sun for a while because it was as round as a pumpkin. I thought “Who’s the dumb who leaves a full jerry on a platform on a hot day?” :-/ . An hour later I came back to check on it. It was leaking fuel all over the place like a drunkard taking a piss. So I grabbed it by the handle and dumped it somewhere safe. A few days later, the owner showed up so I informed him. Dumb **** joked about wanting his boat to burn...

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    On a funnier note, get your Dorian cake while they last![​IMG]
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  16. legoman

    legoman breaker of things

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    Unless someone somehow swaps petrol for white phosphorus...
     
  17. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Lunatic on the Grass.

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    But, they don't have many buckets of petrol inside one car...
     
  18. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Fellow of the Teelzebub Society

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    Have a look at this one. Hurricane or not, Florida is done for.


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  19. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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    Darwin award candidate right there...
     
  20. Jeff Hine

    Jeff Hine Nothing special

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    The lid's in the back of the car.
     

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