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LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Discussion in 'General' started by adam_bagpuss, 8 Jul 2011.

  1. Anfield

    Anfield Well-Known Member

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    How are you supposed to verify if you got genuine Paltrow vagina smell candle rather than generic candle factory employee vagina smell candle?:p
     
  2. Jeff Hine

    Jeff Hine Nothing special

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    Not sure I'd want to be offered the option to verify either, for fear of offending...
     
  3. Anfield

    Anfield Well-Known Member

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    And without verification you'd just have to take it on faith making it as worthless as Holy "trust us, it totally ain't just tap water" Water.
     
  4. KayinBlack

    KayinBlack Currently Rebuilding

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    Fast fact, holy water is just tap water-it's just been blessed by an ordained priest or minister. I can legally make holy water and sell it without reprisal from the government, as I am an ordained minister from a mainline denomination.

    I do not, as it's just frickin' tap water. And I've left Christianity, there's that too.
     
  5. legoman

    legoman breaker of things

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    Does this mean if you bless say a pointy piece of metal, its now technically a holy weapon?
     
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  6. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees The Lunatic on the Grass.

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    And, if you bless a turd?
     
  7. David

    David Take my advice — I’m not using it.

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    Holy sh!t :D
     
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  8. boiled_elephant

    boiled_elephant Whitelist Bit-Tech in your adblock!

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    Mate. I actually cannot believe this thread is still going.

    Please carry on forever, you magnificent bastards. (I'm just here on my biannual BT visit.)
     
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  9. KayinBlack

    KayinBlack Currently Rebuilding

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    The weapon, yes. Why would I bless a turd except for the lulz?
     
  10. Arboreal

    Arboreal Well-Known Member

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    Cue the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

    See Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one
     
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  11. Byron C

    Byron C Probably isn't Hitler, but definitely a muppet

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    This one's only 8 years old, so it's quite new :thumb:
     
  12. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Fellow of the Teelzebub Society

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    Available on offensivecrayon.com

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  13. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    But on the other hand, it doesn't have any pictures of she who shall not be mentioned, so...you know...that's a good thing, m'kay?
     
  14. lilgoth89

    lilgoth89 Captin Calliope

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    it doesn't...anymore...
     

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