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LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Discussion in 'General' started by adam_bagpuss, 8 Jul 2011.

  1. Anfield

    Anfield Multimodder

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    How are you supposed to verify if you got genuine Paltrow vagina smell candle rather than generic candle factory employee vagina smell candle?:p
     
  2. Guest-44638

    Guest-44638 Guest

    Not sure I'd want to be offered the option to verify either, for fear of offending...
     
  3. Anfield

    Anfield Multimodder

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    And without verification you'd just have to take it on faith making it as worthless as Holy "trust us, it totally ain't just tap water" Water.
     
  4. KayinBlack

    KayinBlack Currently Rebuilding

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    Fast fact, holy water is just tap water-it's just been blessed by an ordained priest or minister. I can legally make holy water and sell it without reprisal from the government, as I am an ordained minister from a mainline denomination.

    I do not, as it's just frickin' tap water. And I've left Christianity, there's that too.
     
  5. legoman

    legoman breaker of things

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    Does this mean if you bless say a pointy piece of metal, its now technically a holy weapon?
     
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  6. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees Has had A Momentary Lapse of reason...

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    And, if you bless a turd?
     
  7. David

    David Take my advice — I’m not using it.

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    Holy sh!t :D
     
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  8. boiled_elephant

    boiled_elephant Merom Celeron 4 lyfe

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    Mate. I actually cannot believe this thread is still going.

    Please carry on forever, you magnificent bastards. (I'm just here on my biannual BT visit.)
     
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  9. KayinBlack

    KayinBlack Currently Rebuilding

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    The weapon, yes. Why would I bless a turd except for the lulz?
     
  10. Arboreal

    Arboreal Keeper of the Electric Currants

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    Cue the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

    See Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one
     
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  11. Byron C

    Byron C Over-reacting and over-analysing since 1982

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    This one's only 8 years old, so it's quite new :thumb:
     
  12. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Far over the misty mountains cold

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    Available on offensivecrayon.com

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  13. Flibblebot

    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    But on the other hand, it doesn't have any pictures of she who shall not be mentioned, so...you know...that's a good thing, m'kay?
     
  14. lilgoth89

    lilgoth89 Captin Calliope

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    it doesn't...anymore...
     
  15. VipersGratitude

    VipersGratitude Multimodder

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  16. Byron C

    Byron C Over-reacting and over-analysing since 1982

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  17. RedFlames

    RedFlames ...is not a Belgian football team

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  18. TheBlackSwordsMan

    TheBlackSwordsMan Far over the misty mountains cold

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    Jarheads in space with guns, what could go wrong...

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  19. fix-the-spade

    fix-the-spade Multimodder

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    This is a Trump inititative, like they're ever getting into space.
     
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