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LOL *NSFW* *The new Demote thread*

Discussion in 'General' started by adam_bagpuss, 8 Jul 2011.

  1. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    Same technique as me.
     
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    OUCH...!!
     
  3. Dr. Coin

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    When you have an itch that you can't reach, you'll resorts to desperate measures.
     
  4. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees is not The Piper at The Gates of Dawn

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    Our Jack Russel pulls himself along on the rug, much the same way as the old pervert's dog Jessie in Family Guy, but a bit faster.
     
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    B1GBUD ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Accidentally Funny

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    Flibblebot Smile with me

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    The big issue I had when I saw that comic is that the virus that's talking is actually a bacteriophage which - like the name suggests - infects bacteria not humans :wallbash:
     
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    Just stop it ! You've ruined that cartoon with your reality facts ! ... Now wash your hands
     
  8. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees is not The Piper at The Gates of Dawn

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    I noticed that too but, decided to keep quiet about it. #SelfRighteous
     
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    TheBlackSwordsMan Far over the misty mountains cold

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    TheBlackSwordsMan Far over the misty mountains cold

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  12. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees is not The Piper at The Gates of Dawn

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    "Clap for Carers: UK applauds NHS staff and key workers"

    Saw this headline on the BBC News website and, my first thought was; I'm sure carers really don't want the clap...

    Hangs head in shame.
     
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    I thought it, too... but chose not to post it anywhere.
     
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  14. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    My good lady feels a bit uncomfortable about the clapping but mainly because she is not a direct frontline worker, although in her job she does save lives and I think she underestimates her impact.

    So instead at 8pm, to show my appreciation, I farted in her general direction. It at least got a laugh.
     
  15. Mr_Mistoffelees

    Mr_Mistoffelees is not The Piper at The Gates of Dawn

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    My wife ran the kitchen in East Cornwall Hospital Bodmin.

    I'm rarely short of gas...
     
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  16. adidan

    adidan Guesswork is still work

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    My good lady deals with head stuff so she's also full of hot hair.

    *Disclaimer: any comments made for purely comical (real or imaginary) effect.
     
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    Moronic shagbag (hopkins) says;

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    Byron C And now a word from our sponsor

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    Hatie Kokpins is ragebait in (barely) human form. Every utterance she emits is designed solely to keep her name relevant; doesn't matter whether people are saying nice things or saying horrible things, the goal is that people keep her name on their lips (or keyboards).
     
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    :thumb:
     
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