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I've been there twice. First round put by heart rate to 190something, I believe I was told heart attacks happen around here. It required a hospital dash and morphine. 2nd time was this year, on my birthday. I already had an appointment at the doctors, walked there, got into the dr's office, excused myself for a piss, came back with a kidney stone.

 

I'll see your kidney stones and raise you acute pancreatitis.
Women sometimes say childbirth is like trying to poop a bowling ball.
Pancreatitis is like trying to breath after swallowing one.
It required 2 weeks nil-by-mouth and lots of morphine. The next step would've been an induced coma!

 

So this forum has come down to, "I've had a better pain than you."

How the mighty has fallen...

 

I've literally never been injured, beyond a cut finger; certainly I've never had to get anything stitched. Quite remarkable really as I do a lot of stuff and don't follow safety procedures

 

I was hit by a car on my bicycle.

If Mankz is still around, wasn't he hit by a bus? That's got to be the top.

 

What was a car doing on your bicycle?

 

Jesus yeah, I remember that...

He's not still around though, I'm pretty sure he closed his account and got turned into one of the "Guest-XXXX" accounts a while back.

 

That leaves me at the top of a pyramid none of us want to be on.

 

It's just that we've all become old gits
From hereon in it's just comparing pain (especially joint pain) and hovering around the discounted section in the supermarket...

 

And then it all goes a bit "Four Yorkshiremen".

 

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Posted in Demote, because it makes my PC seem monumentally sluggish. BTW, in Cinebench R32 on all cores, my R7 5800X on stock settings can achieve 15777...

 

Some driver's parking, leaves a lot to be desired:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-65008705

 

You could say, it slotted right in.

Literally, just around the corner from me!

 

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