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Jay Kay is dead?!

 

That properly made me laugh.

 

https://news.sky.com/story/james-bl...ans-choose-if-his-album-reaches-no-1-13226777

What people have been calling him for years wouldn't be legal.

 

Trying to think of something that doesn't just involve starting his surname with a "C"...

 

Clunt??

 

You can do better than that...

 

Cblunt?

 

It's on acid.

 

Acid is more interesting than ChatGPT

 

Reminds me of this, should be one of the greats of AI writing (even though it's not even AI...is this evidence of humanity becoming more like AI rather than the other way round?):

 

I want my obituary to be as least as confusing as this.

 

Reminds me of some of Spike Milligan’s writings.

 

Not one from Spike but still reminds me of:

One fine day, in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back, they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

 

Here's the full version:

Two dead boys

Ladies and gentleman skinny and stout
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about
The admission is free so pay at the door
Now pull out a chair and sit on the floor

On one bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other

The blind man came to see fair play
The mute man came to shout hooray
The deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to stop those two dead boys

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block
In a two story house on a vacant lot
A man with no legs came walking by
And kicked the lawman in his thigh

He crashed through a wall without making a sound
Into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned
A long black hearse came to cart him away
But he ran for his life and is still gone today

I watched from the corner of the table
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable
If you doubt my lies are true
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too

 

Pretty sure that first line should end "skinny and stout"?

 

I'm sure you're right, I just copied and pasted.

EDIT: Further research shows there are infact many variations on this poem, all broadly similar.

 

Always a favourite of my dad's is that poem. My sister and I learned the second verse at a very young age, hence why I was immediately reminded of it with that AI written post.