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NVIDIA unveils new video card...

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  1. howesey

    howesey What's a Dremel?

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    NEW YORK - At a recent technology convention, video card manufacturer NVIDIA announced a new line of graphics acceleration products specifically aimed at the pornography enthusiast market...


    http://www.thedailybull.ca/article.php?id=119


    :D
     
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  2. Lorquis

    Lorquis lorquisSpamCount++;

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    I gotta get me one of these!! :D :lol: :D

    <homer> pooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnn</homer>
     
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  3. Lorquis

    Lorquis lorquisSpamCount++;

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    (Excuse the expletives.)

    GeSpot 5 Features
    256MB RAM, TV in/out
    AGP/4x
    64-bit Fleshtones
    XXX-buffer
    69-Pass Anti-aliasing
    W**kPauseTM Decoding provides crystal-clear still frames on most DVDs
    100x Zoom
    Auto-centering for genital regions
    De-uglifierTM eliminates the nasties!
    Touch-UP® technology removes unsightly birthmarks
    Not-My-Eyes! filtering prevents accidentally viewing of gay porn
    Implant Mode provides bigger breasts and longer c**ks.

    (Will edit more if offends)
     
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  4. howesey

    howesey What's a Dremel?

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    ATI Hardeon.

    LOL.
     
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  5. Behemoth

    Behemoth Timelord in training

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    Hell yeah :clap:
     
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  6. CrOaKeR

    CrOaKeR Host warrior 4, Vengence!

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    Nvidia a really starting to get a feel for what people use computers for these days, heh :hehe:
     
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  7. eddie_dane

    eddie_dane Used to mod pc's now I mod houses

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    they seem to think that computer enthusiasts are all pr0n addicts.... market research can be scary accurate sometimes.. :worried: :D
     
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  8. djgizmo

    djgizmo 1337 pimp

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    that's hilarious... that's for damn sure...
     
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  9. howesey

    howesey What's a Dremel?

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    Dam, so those monkeys NVIDIA employ are doing a good job now. I wonder if Steve Jobs will follow the idea for mac. John Carmack (next time I see him I'm going to kill him) will be having a field day!
     
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  10. [JP]MrLOL

    [JP]MrLOL What's a Dremel?

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    ROFFEL
     
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