my gf once said in a pizza place when she was reading the menu "i think im getting X, but with no fecking oregano. Emm what is oregano?" she comes out with some clangers but i cant remember them, its usually silly things
Most of the fun things my missus says come from the apparently-born-with-it inability to tell a straight story that many females seem to share. i.e. they want to tell you that they went to work and that an idiot cut them off: So i got in my car, and this little cat jumped out from under my car...it's the cutest little thing with gray hair, and these cute stripes... almost like a tiger, but more a petrol colour. I don't think there's a name for that color, because the closest i can think of is dog poo colour, which in itself is better than baby poo colour. OMG - my niece crapped her pants the other day, and it was soaking out - i'll never understand why my sister lets her get away with that, i mean the kid is two years old by now... [insert ten minutes of monologue ranging from baby showers, through passed away friends to wheels on cars and the fact that all audi drivers are idiots] ...And then this IDIOT taxi driver cut me off! cue a confused look from me because i have no idea where the story actually started, and while i was listening, i can not possibly remember half the stuff she said, simply because i hear it every other day, and it was irrelevant to the inevitable question that's coming (you know it is) the last 15 times.
and then they wonder why we dont remember the details of the story, cause weve had to filter out 95% of the story and couldnt figure out what were actually being told and whats just white noise lol
Ugh, my wife does the rambling stories. Hate that. There are two that come to mind with her: 1: Her: we should go to the aquarium sometime. me: ugh, why? it's always over-crowded by parents with strollers and screaming brats. her: but they've got fish in there! 2: she was holding 2 cans of spaghetti-o's: her: "Do I want meat-dogs or hot-balls?"
oh so glad we have a thread like this, living in a house of me and 3 females(wife, 12 year old step daughter and baby daughter), most of my life seems to be white noise! but so get the random ramblings, why oh why the fairer sex can not tell a story from A to B without bypassing B until you have been all the way to Z and back again completely baffles me oh well will try and put up the quotes of our house hold as and when they happen as i cant remember any great quotes just yet...
we have a lot of mountains where I live. we came across a cow field where it was mostly steep mountains, and the cows create paths along the side. I convinced my GF and her best friend that the 2 legs on one side of the cows are shorter than the other 2 from walking on the side of steep hills all the time.
According to my GF 300.000.000 people died in WW2 X is at least 5 times equally expensive as Y (I hope i translated that correctly and it makes as little sense as it did when i heard it) and deer sleep leant against trees. (That's actually my fault.. )
My girlfriend does that all the time. At least she recognizes it, she just can't stop herself. There's been 4-5 times she's said something really ditsy that I always make fun of her for. Unfortunately I can't remember them at the moment.
The ability to switch from one topic to something that is completely and utterly different within the blink of an eye and just expect you to keep up, that's challenging!
One of the lass' my housemate used to work with genuinely used to believe there were different Suns for different countries. That's why Spain is hotter and in a different timezone to us or Hawaii.
You don't chose who you fall in love with </HAHAHAHAHA> My girl seems to be book smart in some areas, but incredibly hilarious in others. So glad she doesn't ask some of the questions she does when we are in public, I don't think I could take the shame.
