Do not do this. If you afford it, go up a size and get a large. It's a well-known fact that ghosts are more scared of larges than they are of mediums.
I do a pretty decent online exorcism myself via skype. The process is simple. I make a kirlian photography via your webcam to find out if your house is filled with "warm Æther" (AKA saturnic Æther...google it) or "Life Æther", and then use your speaker to agitate the Æther in your house in such a way that it turns from the one to the other, not supporting the beeing you've had before. The chances of beeings based on the opposite Æther moving in needs to be considered, though this depends mainly on your degree of evilness... All of this can be had for a very reasonable fee seeing you're a mate from bit-tech...it's just the energy needed for the kirlian photography is quite high.
I'm moving this thread out of Serious Discussion and over to GD on account of the high quantity of ********.
Think I've seen you on chat roulette. Tbh, paranormal stuff is a load of rubbish. Demons/Poltergeists are a load of crap made up to keep kids (and some adults) awake at night. A lot of it comes from people seeking attention because their lives are boring and uneventful.
I think you mean high quality... @ WarrenJ, rubbish, seriously? I thought the OP was having a real dilemma and was trying to help.
Instead of watching paranormal activity, you should watch ghost busters 1 and 2. That will calm them down. Worked for me.
I don't care about ghosts, demons, spirits or floating disembodied heads, but I do want to know more about those house hippoes. Fill me in please.
No really? What's "Chat Roulette"? anyway: Awwww, I was hoping to make a quick buck here! I thought my BS was quite nice for me throwing it together within 5 mins.
The house we lived in when i was 9 was haunted..at the time we had a family friend staying over so me and my 2 sisters were put in the 1 double bed in the front room....it was about 11:00pm-12:00am, we couldn't sleep as we kept hearing noises in the room, after about 10 mins we heard small footsteps, we thought it was a mouse.....BUT noooo what we seen was scary 3 little demon type things (human like) with ugly faces..they stood about 9"-10" tall with a 3 pronged type forks each...we then shouted our mother (well screamed)...she came in as they run under the bed, looked under the bed....nothing???? when she went out the room they came out again laughing HAHA she never seen us they said....can't remember anymore about that particular event BUT..i went to the toilet in the same house and something with a loud whisper said "as i was sitting there" the words "WHA DOE WHAAAA" christ knows what that ment but talk about moving my ass....i dont think i touched any steps going down the stairs....me and my sisters often talk about the little demons now...people say we had a nightmare...but the 3 of us cant have the same nightmare at the same time...we remember it clear as day.....Not a nightmare....you will most likely laugh but its true thanks take care
It was dark and my mother was on holiday at the time. I woke up in the middle of the night to a bang. Thought nothing of it and went to the toilet, on the way back I saw a faint figure of an old woman walking across the landing. Scared the **** out of me. Turns out it was my Nan. :-/
Fr*gg that i would have got off somewhere lol....i remember my mum telling us that when she was courting my dad,...they were walking down the road when a womans voice was shouting my dad...they turned around and there was a figure in a black robe type clothing with its hand stretched out calling with its finger....Made the hairs on my neck stand on end when my mum was telling me lol
This. Humans cannot accept random **** just happing, so we always try to attach some pattern/reason to it. Ya mind is just f***ing with you. Enjoy
Ghosts do make for wonderful fictional devices, though. I'm half-glad so many people believe they exist, because we'd have missed out on a lot of good novels and films otherwise...
