News Paris Hilton's sidekick hacked

i like the paris hilton interview where jimmy fallon askes her if the hiltons are a worldwide chain.

JF: are there hilton hotels all over the world?
PH: oh yeah, we got hotels in madrid, london, paris...
JF:wait, theres actually a paris hilton?
PH: yeah, we have a huge room where people go for conferences and stuff
JF: do... do you think i could go into the paris hilton?
PH: no, its very exclusive. [yeah, right - Monster]
JF: i don't even really need to get a room, i could just use the back door enterance...
PH: no


i knew where he was going from the first joke... classic

 

I'll agree

 

piccies and addies! mine thread got closed because of quality content this one didnt have

LINKS REMOVED BY GOO.

 

*edit: remove warning as not needed. ta goo.
Just thought your links needed that after i opened them at work....
Particularly the first one - hardcore images.

 

Aw man, and to think I almost posted links, I guess I missed out on the pretty red text

 

If I was her dad, I would have killed her long ago... No need for bad publicity.

 

Any publicity is good publicity

 

Honestly, I dont think I could ever stay at a Hilton Hotel again.

 

How does what Paris gets up to make you come to a decision like that?

That's a pretty daft thing to say IMO.

 

damnit! missed the links!!! email in sig lol

 

you might get one of the rooms she stayed in! imagine sitting on the bed and the sheets snap because they are so stiff!!!

russian roulette as far as i'm concerned

 

i don't know about you guys but when i get quoted (and not yelled at) in a thread it just makes my day

 

how many porno script writers wish they'd thought of that one eh?