Petty Neighbours

Discussion in 'General' started by :: Phat ::, 20 Jul 2005.

  1. :: Phat ::

    :: Phat :: Oooh shakalaka!

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    Well, me and my mother moved about 6 weeks ago, and the house we now live in has a driveway at the front, which is connected to the neighbours driveway (side by side)

    This morning I get in my car to go to work, and my mothers car was parked behind me, my neighbour comes out the house to put some rubbish in her bin, looks at me in the car and gestures for me to wind down the window. So I do.

    She says -

    "Don't even think about it.... this is OUR driveway." pointing to her side of the drive.

    How petty and pathetic is that? My car would have only been about a foot over "On HER side" to get round my mum's car.
    Ohh, I can't wait till I see her on *our* side like I have before, I'll give her a mouthful just for spite.

    At least they're trying to move out! :clap:
     
  2. ou7blaze

    ou7blaze sensational.

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    Normally the words "shut up" come to mind and I would just drive off.

    I don't try to bother wasting time with idiotic people :cooldude:
     
  3. <A88>

    <A88> Trust the Computer

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    Meh just drive onto her bit in front of her, you're not doing anything wrong!

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  4. 2800@2.5ghz

    2800@2.5ghz What's a Dremel?

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    i'd just go onto 'her side' just to piss her off, a few handbrakes turns on her lawn perhaps?
     
  5. Emzay

    Emzay "He's doing a poo!"

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    Friendly neighbours then!

    I vote for ordering a skip in her name, the bill will go through her letterbox :p
     
  6. Shadowed_fury

    Shadowed_fury Minimodder

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    Typical Neighbours tbh.

    Yes... do this one :)
     
  7. keir

    keir S p i t F i r e

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    lol how big the garden!?

    i remember seening someone pull up to a drivway too fast in winter and skid'd into someones wall lol
     
  8. chemo

    chemo True Jungle Brother

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    bah, just do it. as long as you arent causing loud noise and dont damage the drive etc on here side. she can whistle for me.
    surely they can understand that you arent going to park your car there, just going to use her space to get out?
    fudge it, just do it. at the end of the day its a petty thing to try and stop you. she will not try anymore if you dont take any notice.
     
  9. :: kna ::

    :: kna :: POCOYO! Moderator

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    Personally, next time this is an issue, I would go round to their house, nice as pie and say "Hi, would it be possible if I could temporarily use your drive to manouvre my car out as it would be very inconvenient for us to have to move my mothers car out first? Obviously should you ever need to use our drive for anything, you're more than welcome to ask."

    Then, if the answer is no, in the meantime park your cars RIGHT UP against the invisible line until you've put up a fence.
     
  10. Atomic

    Atomic Gerwaff

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    Put up a fence.

    Iif it's just some metal spikes and tape, all the better to piss them off. They'll soon ask you to take it down when people start viewing their house and question driveway access.

    We have a corner driveway shared by two houses, when we moved in the neighbours came over saying (threatening) that if we parked on their side of the driveway they couldnt be responsible for what happened to my car (wasnt even my car I was just borrowing it to move my stuff in)

    I was more than happy to inform them that if they wished to split the (3m wide) drive way in half and claim one side as theirs, I could still get my bike down it but they'd have to buy a smaller car. No problems after that about driveways... our garden parties is still an on going problem for them tho :p
     
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  11. :: Phat ::

    :: Phat :: Oooh shakalaka!

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    Don't worry, from now on it will be. I always parked the car hugging the house until now, no more. RIGHT ON THE LINE WITH IT.
     
  12. Godboy_g

    Godboy_g What's a Dremel?

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    [Psychic]

    I forsee many dents in your future.... :D

    [/Psychic]

    Unless you have dent resistant side panels like with Saturn cars.
     
  13. Will

    Will Beware the judderman...

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    Sound really unreasonable, I'd take knas suggestion though rather than just telling her where to go...

    My next door neighbour *wrote off* a Peugeot 306 by crashing it into her own house after pulling onto the drive too quickly :duh. The damage wasn't major on first glance but the roof panel was rippled..chassis was twisted. I heard the bang when she did it, daft mare...then went outside in time to see her struggling to get out of the car (the chassis twist meant the drivers side door wouldn't open properly so she had to climb out the window).
     
  14. Hiren

    Hiren mind control Moderator

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    Sounds like your neighbours are assholes.

    Lucky for me my neighbours are pretty cool I often use their driveways to turn the car around.
     
  15. Dad

    Dad You talkin to me?

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    I agree 100%.. Sometimes the best way to annoy people like that is to be exceedingly nice as they just don't know how to handle it. I've done that with my x-wife when I want to get under her skin and it works better than you can ever imagine.
     
  16. The cheapskate

    The cheapskate One custom title before Matty

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    Your all missing the point, she has stated that you cant use her drive, so dont. simple answer is this. park your car directly in the middle of her lawn late at night. :thumb:

    When she asks in the morning why your car is on her lawn replie ****me I didnt shi* in the wrong garden as well last night, did I? how much did i drink? Then wreck as much lawn as possible revesing out.

    She may or may not take that with good humor :cooldude:
     
  17. P2D

    P2D 99.999% Pure Spam!

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    hmm. like most say, just park right on the line, or better still, PAINT a line :D
    *Then do as cheapskate said.
    `P2D
     
  18. logan

    logan flashback!

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    Tell us where she lives and we'll all come use her driveway..... (remembering not to wave at you as we leave....) ;)
     
  19. kiljoi

    kiljoi I *am* a computer king.

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    :D
    There's your solution, tbh.
     
  20. Shadowed_fury

    Shadowed_fury Minimodder

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    LMAO, Best solution, ever!
     

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