you put a question mark at the end, so it must be Here is another philosophical question: are we really real? think about it...
You're all a pigment of my imagination, none of you exist, I am talking to my mind right now... My mind is questioning itself
phylosophy is best answered under the infuence of alcohol so i order you all to go & get smashed off your faces on alcohol & then come back & answer it!! on the questone at hand is this a question? i have the answer, everythign is a question, life is a question, do we lin or loose, live or die, everything is a quetion thoughought the known universe everything is questionable so yes it is a quetion (ps when i replied to thi i was eather very drunk or in a phylisophical mood (i will tell you in the morning after i have recovered from the nightly lock in the pub @ the end of my road has ))
i hate to inform you, but its realy the year 2345, and your all just a simulation i am running on the 44THZ nano computer embedded behind by left ear.....oh, and you havent exhisted for much longer than the time it took me to interface with the simulation, and virtually type this message.....
oh, well in that case i can do whatever i want without real world consequences! because i don't exist in the "real" world! \/\/007!!!1 booby grabbin' time!
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Alaric Re: Philosophical quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by JStormont Is this a question? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The question is what isn't Spam? Or is all this figure of our imagination?"
